Lose Memory with Shampoo?

I read the news paper that you can actually loose memory with shampoo. It’s true. Apparently some, very few, shampoos contain and ingredient labeled N.A.D. and with enough time this ingredient soaks into your brain and then it messes with you membrane cells. But of course there have been very few cases where memory is lost. I suppose that you have to use a substantial amount for it too actually affects you. But it is like I said before very few shampoos contain N.A.D all the big time shampoos like “Head and Shoulders” don’t contain this ingredient. The next time your out shopping and are buying shampoo make sure that you take a quick look, never hurts to be safe.