Man Has Sex with Shape Shifting Donkey

Police must hear all sorts of absurd stories when it comes to arresting criminals; they also have to act on truly bizarre acts. Imagine their surprise when they arrived at the house of 28-year-old Sunday Moyo from Mandava Township in Zvishavane, Zimbabwe at 4am this passed Sunday morning to find the man having sex with a donkey in the yard.

Thinks got worse however when they quizzed him over the situation, Moyo claimed that he had been to a Down Town nightclub, where he met a prostitute whom he paid $20 to have sex with. It was only when police arrived that the prostitute revealed herself to be a Shape Shifter, and morphed into a donkey.

But Moyo has over concerns; he now believes that he too is a Shape Shifter because he has become obsessed with the donkey. He believes that at the very least he is a donkey that has the ability to transform into a man.

Appearing in the local magistrates court on Monday having been charged by police on bestiality offences, the courtroom was driven to tears by Moyo’s hysterical, enthralling, and preposterous stories.

Moyo has been remanded in custody until today, to allow for psychiatric evaluation. Moyo has since promised to reveal something else he withheld from the earlier hearing.