Phantom Crapper, Caught with His Pants Down
A serial defecator has been caught after a month long campaign he held against a school.
Kenneth Martin Sorsony, waged a campaign against Fort Middle School, Ocala Florida; not long after the arrival of a temporary classroom. Sorsony took to visiting the classroom late at night and defecating on the steps. The phantom crapper would often leave notes with his deposit, or a disturbing nature.
The first incident occurred on the 14th of September and has continued in the month since, but on Saturday after installing CCTV cameras Florida cops finally caught Sorsony with his pants down.
When the police department released footage to the public, friends and associates of Sorsony were only too pleased to turn him in, “no one should endure that sort of crap” said a tongue in cheek local reporter.