The Michael Vick Dog Fighting Incident

A charming young football enthusiast, no one suspected the Micheal Vick was actually black. Or that he would wind up in the center of one of histories greatest dogfighting scandals. Vick was well known in the dogfighting world, having been nominated into the hall of fame more than any other competitor. Vick however, was caught using Pokemon in these contests, after an FBI sting operation(based on an anonymous tip) raided all 12 of his homes.(the tip was that the homes might be owned by someone famous, and that police should search them for auction-able memorabilia).

While taking a break from digging through Vick’s closets, the investigators found Vick’s “kennel”, which was revealed to be a factory in which actual dogs skins were ripped off, and made into suits for Pokemon to wear, allowing Vick to sneak them into dogfighting events without drawing any attention. The public was outraged that Vick would stoop to such low tactics in order to dominate a sport whose target audience consisted of Vick, Vick’s friends, and Vice Lord Vader Cheney. Vick pleaded guilty to all charges, but revealed he was actually an alcoholic, and that he needed the money to buy vodka. He was sent to rehab(instead of the mandatory trillion and seven year jail sentence) where he met his future wife, Lindsey Lohan. The public, outraged that Vick would be unable to afford Vodka, pushed for dogfighting leagues to allow Pokemon in dog skins to participate in contests. This, ironically, made the sport of dogfighting, for the first time in history, an illegal event, but still not considered immoral.