This Dog Ate a Man’s Leg

     On Thursday, November 6th, in Fairlee Vermont, a dog attacked a dumpster diver named Bill behind the cumberland farms shop near the Orford bridge. Apparently what the police found out was the owner of the dog, trained him to attack people, and failed to tie his guard dog securely to the post in front of his house. Hearing the rustling in the dumpster nearby the dog pulled the unsecured rope off the post and attacked the man. He was bitten on the arm nearly 18 times(as guard dogs are trained to do) and three times on the neck, with evidence that the dog broke his neck in the fashion it would, say, a rabbit’s. After doing so it is believed that the dog began to eat the soft organic matter, a.k.a. his skin and mucle, off his left leg and was found later by police, after the owner called, to be gnawing on his leg bone. Needless to say Animal Control was called and the dog was put down, but it still remains to discover why the dog ate the man’s leg, the theory of malnutrition has yet to be proven, as the owner claims the dog was well fed, as well as being tied up securely, but that has been shown otherwise.