Three Hundred Thousand Boob Bombs Could Explode in California and Essex
Published by AndAnotherThing on December 31, 2011 in Alternative-
7
Liked it 
Subscribe to RSS
Stay away from California! Stay away from Essex! Not only are these the land of the lopsided Botox faced but we now know that they are home to the largest concentration of Boob Bombs in the USA and the UK. It is widely assumed that as soon as one goes off there will be a chain reaction and nobody wants to get caught in the middle of that. For some men in particular this could be a catastrophe as they could lose their member – and we ‘aint talkin of parliament or of congress either – just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time!
Like many problems this one started in France. It was the French Bosom Minister (they have a minister of bosoms in France) who first brought exploding implants to the attention of the French press and via them the world in record time for a story about cosmetic surgery gone wrong… or set to go wrong… with a bang!
It seems that women lining up to have their bosoms reconstructed to look exactly the same and feel exactly the same have been hoodwinked. Their hoodwinking has involved implants which are volatile and which could explode. The women already in the line were assisted in staying via the social pressure they are under to look like a Barbie doll but with an orange tan.
Meanwhile the French Bosom minister has introduced measures to make 40,000 French women flat chested. In the UK where it is estimated that there could be up to 100,000 breasts set to explode (or 50,000 pairs) there are no plans to make the women flat because a) it would be too expensive b) there is no one minister with responsibility for any bosoms (apart from the one on his head) and c) it has been decided that it is worth the risk.
This was a very creative one, lol, good job!
hahah better than C4
Good share.
Ha h aha ha ha ha ….anyways ..happy new year , AndAnotherThing
@Thell Star – who is C4?
@Borhan – goo link spam.
This year I will not be deleting link spammers as AAT is trying to be nicer to everyone… even link spammers. That doesn’t mean we think you are any less pathetic – sorry that was not nice – you have a right to spend your time making comments like “nice share”.
@prsol46 – thanks but it is not that creative as it is based on fact. The French government has concern for the victims of social pressure to look like the blueprint adopted by these women. The British government are not going to spend any money rectifying the leaky industrial grade implants because their crew can afford better in the first place or to replace anything faulty.
The public outcry against these women in the UK is quite awful. They seem to think that these women deserve to have leaks which will cause great suffering.
@sanataryal – thanks for your good wishes but remember that “many a true word is spoken in jest” (Wilma Proops) while enjoying your 2012.
AAT, of all the worthless, time wasting idiots on this rotten planet, you all take the cake. What a foolish, unfunny, ridiculous thing to publish. It almost makes me think that you really DID write this, it is so nonsensical.
I am sure that you saggy uddered cows are noticeably fatter after feeding at the holiday trough. Did you put on eating demonstrations for your friends and relatives?
Just so you know, C4 is a military explosive. Perhaps I could make a seat cushion out of it for you. I will then detonate it, sending you into orbit. I hate you just as much as I hate men. No good scum.
Hi GT – I see the New Year celebrations haven’t made you any less acrid. You really should drink more water and fewer G&Ts GT. Perhaps you could make a cushion of C4 and stuff it where you disappear to every night – you know, where the sun don’t shine. I’m sure it is so wide by now this won’t cause you too many problems.
More later – busy now…
Here’s the thing GT… If you hate men so much why do you sleep with so many? Why for crikey’s sake do you make out you enjoy it so much? You hate women and don’t sleep with them so why do you pick on men? I know why – and my colleagues agree – no woman would have you in the same room let alone…. (this sentence does not need finishing).
Your men GT – they can’t be discerning can they? This means you have relations with substandard men. Only ones with the motto “any hole’s a goal” have anything to do with you – you are a poor, lonely cow – even if you have American highs with a cleavage up to your neck. Now stop it with your potty mouth comments GT because a couple of us (the non-lesbians) are starting to feel soory for you. Don’t worry though, lesbians everywhere must find you kind of disgusting.
AAT: I see that another of your “colleagues” has become “offended” by my honest commentary. Too F’n bad, you depressed bunch of losers.
Yes, men are slime and evil, but I use them for sexual gratification. Oh, yes, liars, I never said I hate all women. I just hate you and your pack of howling hyenas.
Finally, do you ever feel guilty about stealing other peoples’ stories, lying that they are yours, and then getting PAID for that?
Here is a suggestion to clear your consciences and atone for your crimes: Go to your local zoo, and volunteer to be lion food. The lions will be happy, a nice fatty meal, you will be happy, getting fair punishment, and believe me, the WORLD will be ecstatic, when it learns that you have ended up as lion poop! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Dear Readers Gizelle T. is a deluded man who masquerades as an oversexed woman, lies and offends. We find her amusing (that includes the men in our office) and therefore only delete his completely offensive comments.
We apologize if you are offended by his rants. If you want us to delete all traces of him please leave a comment in which you state this.
AHHHHHH…. it IS satisfying to me to know that I broke you. Yes, I broke you.
First, you cling to the nonsense that I am a “man”. You ridiculous idiots. I would love to show you my vagina, but you demented lesbians would probably start fighting amongst yourselves as to who can lap it first.
So now, you phonies appeal to your loyal readers, to “help” you decide if you should let me continue. You cowards have already decided. You may delete me, but it will be YOUR secret and spineless decision, not a vote by your midget minded readers. Rest assured, anyone who reads and believes in your writing skills is positively a complete dunderhead.
How mature and above board to “apologize” for me. Listen, you fools, you didn’t create me, you didn’t make me comment on your silly forum, so don’t take credit by acting like you will undo the damage I may have caused.
You say you have men in your office????? What kind of men? Soft, cowardly, effeminate, docile and obedient men, of course. Total scum.
Dear GT Seek medical advice as soon as possible and stay on this form (that illustrated in your kind comments) as long as possible. As for the actual AndAnotherThing crew… you wouldn’t understand and still less believe this but we are all aliens. We are like those creatures in Independence Day – one of which Will Smith contravened the Geneva Convention for by punching and kicking him when he was defenseless. You and Will Smith seem to have much in common.