A Canadian Woman Sues Chewing Gum Company for 10 Minute Depression
Published by galore on September 28, 2011 in Entertainment-
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If your chewing gum is not satisfying enough to you and causes you depression you can consider suing the manufacturer of the chewing gum. You may not believe this but it is true a Canadian lady Elsie C. Pawlow is suing chewing gum company Kraft Canada Inc. for $100,000 because she claims Stride gum has caused her to suffer depression "for 10 minutes".
If your chewing gum is not satisfying enough to you and causes you depression you can consider suing the manufacturer of the chewing gum. You may not believe this but it is true a Canadian lady Elsie C. Pawlow is suing chewing gum company Kraft Canada Inc. for $100,000 because she claims Stride gum has caused her to suffer depression “for 10 minutes”.
This Canadian woman Elsie C. Pawlow has filed the lawsuit against Kraft Canada Inc. – which is the parent company of Cadbury Adams, the creator of Stride gum – after her chewing gum allegedly broke into pieces and stuck to her dentures, which led to her spending 10 “depressed” minutes trying to “dig out” the foodstuff in a “disgusting” procedure.
In a $200 statement of claim she alleged that this chewing gum falls apart into little pieces over a period of five minutes and sticks to the dentures.
“ridiculously long-lasting gum” is the punch line of Stride gum in commercials.
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I wonder how much the law suit cost in real terms?
Amazing.
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Interesting share.
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I think I will also sue Kraft.
Once, I decided to jerk off after preparing some Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and that damn orange cheese powder had gotten on my hands, and I wound up with a cock that looked like an oompa loompa.
Sure, it was fun at first, but then it led to a good half hour depression, which is three times the depression this woman had.
DEPRESSION: Psychiatry. a condition of general emotional dejection and withdrawal; sadness greater and more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason.
Who do I get to sue the next time I have a major depressive episode lasting two or more weeks?
I was depressed for over two years at one point. What kind of award should I expect for that kind of agony? And who can I sue?
Does she win the sue?
Good one. Thank you for sharing.
Wow
interesting post…thanks
Throw it out as frivolous and send her a bill to cover the legal and administrative costs of her shenanigans.
Another fine exhibit of crybaby libshit victimhood.
Utterly retarded.
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nice post.thanks galore.
Thaht’s a funny interesting article. Some chewing gums do stick to your gums and it’s hard to get off.
thats a funny interesting article. Some chewing gums do stick to your gums and it\’s hard to get off.
The things some people do for fame.