Celebrity Baby Names 2
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Here are some more crazy baby names. These are just as bad as the others I wrote about.
As I mentioned in the first Celebrity Baby Names article, I have found more strange baby names.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale just had a baby boy. You won’t believe the name they gave him. They named him Zuma Nesta Rock. She named him after a video game. I know she liked the video game, but he’s the one who has to live with the name. I shouldn’t be surprised since they named their first son Kingston.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban recently had a baby girl. They named her Sunday Rose. She wasn’t even born on a Sunday so I don’t see the sense in naming her Sunday.
Ingo Rademacher
Ingo Rademacher and his wife had a baby boy. They named him Peanut Kai. I’ve heard of Peanut as a nickname, but never as a first name.
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren recently had a baby girl. They named her Honor. When I think of the word honor, I would never imagine it being someone’s first name.
Stevie Wonder and Kai Morris
Stevie Wonder and his wife Kai Morris had a baby boy that they named Mandla Kadjaly. I don’t know if it has a special meaning, but it sounds crazy to me.
Joshua Morrow
Joshua Morrow and his wife named their younger son Crew James. Why torture this child with a name like Crew when the older son has a name like Cooper?
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin named their daughter Apple. Was she eating a lot of apples when she came up with that name?
Donovan and Linda Lawrence
Donovan and Linda Lawrence named their daughters Astrella Celeste and Oriole Nebula. Astrella could always change her name to Celeste, but what is Oriole going to do? Her middle name is no better than her first.
Shannyn Sossman
Shannyn Sossman named her child Audio Science. This has got to be one of the worst names on this particular list. Imagine growing up with a name like Audio Science.
Bob Geldof
Bob Geldof has daughters named Fifi Trixiebell, Peaches, and Pixie. Those poor girls. No wonder Peaches married a man she knew for one month. He was probably the only man she knew who didn’t make fun of her name.
That’s all for now. I’ll write more in a future column. I’m sure there will be more strange names for us to laugh at.
7 Comments
I wouldn’t be able to name my children something so odd like these celebrities do. Very fun to read though!
you are right…celebrities give such names inorder to gain more popularity…but what about the child who has to live with the name? but yes, leaving aside everything…the article was really very interesting and humorous in its content…nice work!
Thank you so much for reading my article and for the compliment, Icy. I agree with you. I could never name my child these names either. It’s a shame that they want to set their children up for the torture that they are going to endure when they get older.
Thank you for reading my article and for the compliment, neelam. I agree that celebrities want to get more popularity for naming their babies with crazy names. I guess the crazier they are, the more attention they will get. I feel sorry for the children that have to live with names like these. They are going to have to learn Karate and any other type of self-defense because of all the teasing they will get.
Oh, these poor children. Kids are cruel anyway. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to saddle a child with such silly names.
Thanks for checking out my article. I agree that kids are cruel and elementary school is going to be a real nightmare for them. If they really love their children, why would they do that to them.
I love odd names, ones that are not heard of much. I guess to me different names makes a person more unique. I named my daughter Winter Louise…I think its beautiful ! Thanks for the read.