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Hot Ass Pippa Middleton who became an instant global hit after the wedding of her sister to Prince William is all over the headlines again after an incident following a party. She attracted the usual paparazzi mob but one of her companions had a gun in his pocket and yes, he was pleased to see her!

Hot Ass Pippa just can’t stay out of the headlines. She attended a high society fancy dress party in Paris but it was what happened afterwards that caused a sensation.

She was being driven to the station to catch a Eurostar train home when the usual mob of paparazzi surrounded the car. Pippa is used to that but the driver - one of her friends – took out a gun and pointed it straight at them.

This was an incredibly stupid trick to pull at any time – even worse in a country which has just seen shooting and killings by a terrorist outside a school.

Obviously the young aristocrat thought he was being very clever but he is now keeping a very low profile as one of the paparazzi considers making a formal complaint. If he does Pippa’s latest admirer may face a possible prison sentence of up 5 years.

This sort of scandal was not what Pippa had in mind when she set out for the party. She was the guest of honour and the occasion was the 30th birthday of French aristocrat and fashion designer Vicomte Arthur de Soultraite. The theme was “The King is dead – Long live the Vicomte!” Guests were dressed in 18th century costumes and as you might guess Hot Ass was wearing a tight fitting number that showed off her hottest asset to perfection.

Dwarf throwing?

The party was an all night affair and with echoes of the latest Royal husband - Rugby playing Mike Tindall – dwarfs were in attendance. Tindall is the one who ended his England rugby career after being seen drinking in a bar that was hosting a dwarf throwing party!

There is no suggestion that Pippa’s aristocratic French friends would dream of taking part in behaviour like that. These would be high society dwarfs acting in the best possible taste.

The latest news is that the photographer involved will not be making a complaint which would mean that French police will not take the matter further. It would certainly not be too much to speculate that money might have changed hands so with any luck the whole distressing incident can be brushed under the carpet.

After all Pippa is a global star, the Royal family’s connection to a sophisticated world of sex and superstars. This is the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Year as every media outlet in the UK repeats five times a day – so definitely no unpleasant news please!

There is every chance Pippa will be given better protection in future plus advice about her choice of boyfriends and drivers. As for him, he should definitely keep his gun in his pocket.

We already know he is very pleased to see her!