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How is this one of the top searches on the net? Who cares?

I just came across a story while I was surfing the net about Jennifer Anistion going back to work. Why is this a big deal? Because she broke up with her boyfriend, John Mayer. Who the *%^ cares! And what is she back at work doing anyway? Making terrible movies. I hope she’s not making Molly & Me 2 or some other sequel to a brutal movie. Maybe she’ll make another movie where the dog is the star and she is the supporting actress.

Whenever I’m at the checkout stand at a grocery store and I’m waiting I see the same thing on the front covers of magazines: Jennifer Anistion and ________. Every week it’s something different. One week it’s Jennifer Anistion is angry at Angelina Jolie and the next week she still isn’t over Brad Pitt. It’s obvious why they keep printing this garbage and putting it on every damn magazine. People are buying it! They want to know the latest breaking news. Give me a break!

Another grief I have is that she looks the exact same in every movie she’s in and she’s the same in each part that she plays. Try something new please! There always romantic comedies too.

Now that I have this off my chest I feel much better.