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If you are looking for the topless pictures of Kate Middleton, the pictures of Princess Kate sunbathing, then look no more!

The Perils to Topless Sunbathing | Don’t Look at the Pictures of Princess Kate Sunbathing!

When Kate Middleton decided to sunbathe topless on a public balcony she chanced being papped and that is exactly what happened. Kate (unless she is totally removed from reality by her newly found privilege) knows only too well how the public are interested in seeing every picture of her. Her husband too has more than an inkling of the interest that’s directed at his wife.

The Example of Princess Diana | Do Remember 

It is not as if press intrusion was a new phenomena. Kate’s husband’s mother lived with intrusion on a daily basis. Famously cameras were mounted above Princess Diana in her gymnasium and even pictures of her in her dying moments were printed in an Italian magazine.

Security Implications | Do Comment

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Although the couple are now preparing to prosecute the cameraman who “stole” the images of Kate and William’s balcony exhibitionism in the civil and criminal courts, they should be thanking him. His efforts illustrated that the couple’s security was not up to it. Some pundits have remarked that it is “lucky it was only a camera he pointed at the third in line to the throne and his wife”. If adequate security was in place this would never have happened.

Diet Implications | Do Eat Up

Then there’s the matter of how emaciated the Duchess of Cambridge appeared in the photographs. Now the entire world can see how much weight she has lost perhaps she’ll be encouraged to eat more. As it stands the “it” will be too undernourished to conceive.

The Cat’s Out of the Bag | Do Behave 

No matter who the royal family prosecutes now it will not serve to protect Kate’s modesty. Prosecutions are like bolting the stable after the horse has left. In fact the prosecutions will keep the ridiculous skirmish in the public domain and encourage more of us to take a few seconds to find the images online. Our advice? Now the cat is out of the bag don’t struggle to rebag it as you’ll make yourself look more stupid.