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The oldest Jonas brother is getting married to his long time girlfriend.

Every pre-teen in America should be on suicide watch following the afternoon’s events.

The oldest Jonas Brother, Kevin, is now engaged to his long-time girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa.

Kevin surprised his girlfriend and popped the question after returning to New Jersey from a concert in Vancouver.

Danielle is a 22-year-old former hairdresser. It’s a storytale love: they were next door neighbors when they were kids and now they get to have a dream wedding.

The parents released this statement: ”Our hearts are filled with joy today and we are happy to share with you that our son Kevin has asked Danielle for her hand in marriage. Her answer was yes, and it is such a blessing that she will be joining our family. Kevin and Danielle have not yet set a date. Family is very dear to us, and we hope we have raised Kevin to be a wonderful man and husband. Please join us in our family’s celebration and in congratulating Kevin and Danielle. Thank you for all of your support.”

Sorry kiddies – but hey, at least there’s still more single brothers to throw your purity rings out for!