Paris Hilton: Fun and Flirty or Downright Dirty?

Paris is famous because of her daddy’s bank account and her sex tape, A Night in Paris. She is said to be a socialite, model, actress, author, recording artist, and fashion designer but she is not good at any of those. The only thing Paris Whitney Hilton is good at is partying and saying dumb phrases like “That’s Hot” and “Sexy”. Hmmm…I wonder if she came up with that all by herself. When you see her on tv she always wears a cute, yet skimpy outfit and a smile. I would smile too if I was a millionaire because of my daddy. That makes me wonder how in the world she could have gotten a DUI. Surely she could afford a chauffer. Maybe she should use daddy’s money to buy a clue. I have to admit, her perfumes and colognes smell great.

Princess P’s best friend, Nicole Richey, who is also famous for having a famous father, Lionel Richey just gave birth to a beautiful baby with boyfriend Joel Madden. When Richey became pregnant, Paris wanted to get pregnant as well. Who has a baby because her on again, off again friend does? I guess she hated the fact that the spotlight was on someone else for a change.

Although she dresses trashy and she can be seen in an x-rated video, Hilton claims to not be a slut. During an interview with Regis and Kelly, she states “One-night stands are not for me. I think it’s gross when you just give it up. Guys want you more, if you don’t just hand it to them on a platter.”

What are some of Paris’ other accomplishments? A bad driving record, bad movies, bad relationships, and being voted 2007 Guiness Book of World Records “Most Over-rated Celebrity”. She is the author of Confessions of an Heiress and Your Heiress Diary. I would personally rather poke my eyeballs out with an inkpen than read those books. Its funny that the only thing she knows enough to write a book about is being an heiress. Simply put, Paris is famous for being famous.

So you decide: is Paris Hilton fun and flirty or just downright dirty?!