Pictures of Pippa Middleton’s Bum | Naked Celebrities
At last! The pictures the world’s bum fanatics have been waiting for have been released on the internet. Pundits are sure that these photos will be even more popular than Pippa’s sister’s brother-in-law in Las Vegas. Could this be possible? Only surfers and readers will decide.
We are happy to be the first organisation on the internet to release details of the whereabouts of pictures of Pippa Middleton’s bare bum. This was bound to happen sooner or later and so we are extremely proud to be the bringers of this scoop to the discerning Pippa Middleton Bum Watchers everywhere. This is the “news” that you have been waiting for probably all of your sad lives but at least since the wedding of Pippa’s sister Kate Middleton to the royal prince of England (and its attached nations) William Windsor.
The British royal family on Buckingham Palace balcony after Prince William and Kate Middleton were married. Detail of the picture: Pippa Middleton and Prince Philip. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Breaking News and Breaking Wind
We are now happy to report that the Pippa Middleton bum pictures were removed from the Wilma Proops blog (www.wilmaproops.blogspot.com) but will soon be back among that blog’s many informative pages. Wilma is currently in negotiations with royal circles and lawyers but we are assured that she will soon be ignoring their entreaties to destroy the pictures as they have not promised to pay he a sufficient amount for her compliance and silence.
The story is continued beneath these pictures. PLEASE NOTE: The photo of Wilma the dog is no relation to Wilma Proops but is here as a temporary replacement before we have the necessary paperwork in place to publish the picture of the almost royal bum. Check back soon to see the real thing!
Wilma (Photo credit: ms.Tea)
English: Coat of Arms of Kate Middleton (prior to her marriage to Prince William the Duke of Cambridge on the 29 April 2011); the arms are derived from those granted to her father (Michael), borne on a lozenge as an unmarried woman. This coat of arms in this form is now used only by her sister Philippa Middleton. Blazon: On a lozenge, “Per pale Azure and Gules a Chevron Or cotised Argent between three Acorns slipped and leaved Or” (Photo credit: Wikipedia). Pippa Middleton’s Coat of Arms is rumoured to replace the acorns with heraldic illustrations of her bare bum.
Kate Middleton a.k.a. Princess Catherine Distraught
Check back here as often as you can and read through the comments (see below) where the link to the said pictures will be published. In the meantime never believe yourself to be in anyway tainted by your desire to gaze upon a stranger’s bare bum but do seek medical help.