Pippa Middleton Gun Slinging in Paris Shame
Published by AndAnotherThing on April 17, 2012 in Entertainment-
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Pippa Middleton, formerly infamous for going commando (i.e. wearing no knickers or underpants) at the Royal Wedding of her sister (the now Princess Kate Middleton), is back in the untalented celebrity spotlight following a gun slinging incident in Paris, France. This is a story they wanted suppressed so read it with glee!
Coat of Arms of Kate Middleton (prior to her marriage to Prince William the Duke of Cambridge on the 29 April 2011); the arms are derived from those granted to her father (Michael), borne on a lozenge as an unmarried woman. This coat of arms in this form is now used only by her sister Philippa Middleton. Blazon: On a lozenge, “Per pale Azure and Gules a Chevron Or cotised Argent between three Acorns slipped and leaved Or” (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Pippa Middleton Rides Through Paris at the Age of 37
So Pippa Middleton was being pursued (according to a story broadcast on BBC Radio 4’s Today programme this early morning Tuesday 17th April 2012 but since dropped from its schedule) by paparazzi through Paris in a manner reminiscent of the last journey of dead princess Diana.
Pippa – who was at the time allegedly wearing her underpants (aka knickers in the English vernacular) was in a speeding car escaping from the attentions of freelance photographers, her horse like head fully exposed, as she rode in the front passenger seat of the car. Meanwhile her oh so hurray Henry friend was driving like a macho madman but was too slow and unable to make a getaway. What could these over privileged @ wipes do to flee from the attention they really craved but wanted to seemingly avoid?
The British royal family on Buckingham Palace balcony after Prince William and Kate Middleton were married. Detail of the picture: Pippa Middleton and Prince Philip. (Photo credit: Wikipedia). In the dress worn without knickers (aka underpants).
Goofy Idiots Living the Life YOU will Never!
The solution to their rich kid dilemma was unintentionally genius but also totally unacceptable – even more unacceptable than the high status wombs they crawled out of and the patronised sperm which saw their favoured insemination – the daddy’s boy driver hoisted a gun and pointed it at the bike riding papper.
One Law for YOU but Another Law for Chinless Wonders
Not to worry, Pippa Middleton has got away with it. It is uncertain as to whether her chum (the Nazi uniform wearing Prince Harry who is often to be seen behaving badly in London nightclubs) had anything to do with keeping the incident quiet but we’ll never know. Perhaps her sister, now a skeleton waiting to be enthroned as soon as Queen Elizabeth the II carps it, used her newly received “get out of jail free card” (like those issued in the game Monopoly but real) but we’ll never know about that either. After all, the incidents described in this quickly dashed of rant are only alleged and not even that anymore.
Oh yes, it appears as though the Royals are back in the news. I saw the picture of these two on the news and had to wonder at the brain wave that must have been in use at the time.
AAT, I don’t blame the royal slut for having a guy travel with her pointing a gun at people. Maybe she thought the horny buffalo lezzies of AAT were after her. After all, I am sure all you sweaty sex addicts are drooling over her body. My mind swims, thinking of the dastardly deeds you would do to her, if you had her in your power. Once you bull dykes got hold of her, she would be torn to shreds in your lust.
So, to cover up your lust, you make fun of her, publish poorly written ridiculous rubbish about her, trying to impress your network of crooked toothed carpet munchers. Sickening. But then, you have been sickening to any number of people your entire lives.
Gis, so what you don’t blame the royal slut? Like Gis T is the slut judge and we’re all in the dock? You’re more like a vacuous turd brain and we’re having to put up with your vile stench.
Quit with the sex analysis – you wish we were the horny lezzies you describe and you had a body like Pippa’s (albeit crowned with a face that her pokers have to cover) but neither is a correct assumption… well apart from your vinegar sucking visage you old crapper.
When are you going to pen an article we can comment on? Answer: never because we couldn’t be arsed to comment. As long as we can sicken you by churning out the rubbish we do then publishing here has a reason.
Gis T here’s some advice: GET A LIFE. You just make yourself look like a fail when you post hate comments on every article you read by AAT. My guess is that you secretly like ATT’s articles but are too stuck up to admit it. Or you have a crush on AAT perish the thought though seeing as how that would scare many ppl in AAT’s position. Who are you to judge people any how? Before you pick on other people make sure your hands are shit free first
AAT, need I remind you, YOU ADMITTED TO BEING LESBIANS! Do you forget so quickly, or are you hoping that I had forgotten? You fat, lazy, surly, nasty, lying, smug, arrogant awful people. The quality of your plagiarized articles would not have passed high school classes of even 20 years ago. I always say, you sows should be ashamed, but as I always remind myself, if you have no shame, how can you BE ashamed! Now you have that human termite, justagirl, as your cheerleader. I hope you are happy that you sucked in another pea brain to carry your banner. She is about as relevant as the toilet paper I wiped my anus with this morning. She probably smells the same, also. Pigs. Sluts. Idiots. Die. Now.
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1 Click Pips robot is just hype.
Spread the word like a virus!
Don’t waste your money!
Hey, Pedro, You are a worthless idiot. You have no reason to exist, other than to bother people. You should and must KILL YOURSELF.
Bollox! We agree with Giselle T about Pedro P! Yay do it Pedro P!
That said Gis seems to have lost the plot and continues to discuss her anus in a highly public manner. Since the publication of the offending comment (namely Giselle T
Posted April 22, 2012 at 7:17 pm
Read more: http://newsflavor.com/entertainment/pippa-middleton-gun-slinging-in-paris-shame-2/#ixzz1vQhzzVWy) it has been decided, at an AAT extraordinary general meeting, to report the offence. Now all we have to do is figure out who to report it to… suggestions appreciated…
AAT, well, you have proven me right yet again. I have always known that of all the different types of worthless dimwits that exist on this earth, that YOUR type is the worst of all. You, and all like you, when defeated, humiliated, and crushed, resort to your last and most valuable secret weapon. Tell on your enemy. So simple! I hope it makes you feel better, since each morning that you rise and gaze at yourself in a mirror must ruin any hope of having a happy day. Your ugliness is only exceeded by the rancid smell of your farts.
Has anyone noticed that Gis is obsessed with farts and convinced that people she detests must be even uglier, smellier and stupider than her. Is there a term for such a person? Is it an acknowledged illness? Is she exhibiting known symptoms?
AAT, I think it is so “cute” how you are reaching out to your loyal mentally unstable supporters for answers to questions that leave you breathless with confusion! HAHAHAHA!!
Of COURSE the heifers at AAT are uglier, smellier, and stupider than I am…. how could they not be? Just your career choice, that of plagiarizing other people’s articles, sniping at celebrities due to extreme jealousy, and then trying to “gang up” on people who see through your nonsense, is all I need to convince me. Yes, I hate you. Yes, I would love to slap each and every one of you across your face. Oh, LORD, make it happen!
Well said Gis and if only there was sufficient time or profit one of us could compose an appropriate response. Wait a while and someone in the AAT office will give some thought to your problems.
Great article, straight to the point and very true, one rule for all of us and certainly more than one rule for them!!!! Thank you for posting.