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Hello and welcome once again to my seventh issue of “Random Bits of Truth” where sometimes, someone, somewhere has to stand up and speak the truth and well, here I am.

Over here! Standing behind the artificial plant in the corner-see me?

Thanks to my 12th, 13th and 14th viewers who are not even related to me and I did not pay a cent to leave a few nice comments.

Things are really taking off for me at this time with this exciting column. It doesn’t seem that long ago when my first, second and third viewers were my mom, my mom and my mom. Now look at me! But I can assure you all that success won’t make me snobby or conceited. I shall always remember the “little people” who made me what I am today.

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A big thanks to my 5-year-old niece and 8-year-old nephew!

Poor Justin Long is reportedly depressed over his break-up with Drew Barrymore

Seems that “Julia Goulia” was hot and cold with her affections. Now poor Justin is dropping out of the movie in which he was starring and she was directing called “Whip It.” Drew must carry the whip in the family and who knows maybe she just wants Justin to crawl back to her begging for mercy. They were such a cute couple too!

Live from San Diego and Comic-Con!

Here I am only imagining the characters I usually see on my front porch every Halloween. There is Poison Ivy, Batman. Spiderman, Darth Vader and the storm troopers from Star Wars-the same but only taller and much stranger. They scare me, they really do. I mean a kid dressed up like Poison Ivy might be cute, but a 50-year-old male does not look attractive in the leotard costume with ivy dangling from his head. It gives me nightmares thinking about it-really it does.

Hollywood is flocking to Comic-Con as well

There is Keanu Reeves blowing me kisses and Paris Hilton plugging her latest role as a scientist who specializes in organ removal.

No Paris, it’s not an organ like a piano. I know you wanted a cute monkey dancing around too, but you need to at least appear intelligent in this sure to inspire acting opportunity! 100,000 people are expected at Comic-Con each day and they are all going to be there just to see you Paris-NOT!

Hundreds of teens camped out overnight at Comic-Con to see early clips of a movie called “Twilight”, based on a book by the same name

It is a love story and fantasy all rolled into one. It is the story of a girl and the “perfect guy” according to author Stephanie Meyer. Wait, did you say the “perfect guy?” I get it now-it truly is a FANTASY!

A Yahoo headline takes on the age-old challenge of “How to Avoid Petty Fights with Your Partner.”

My advice is just don’t talk to your partner. That way, you will be blissfully happy!

Did you see Miley Cyrus in her hot pink beret?

What a fashion disaster! What would Heidi Klum say? The things Miley will do to gain a little attention. First “Vanity Fair” and now a pink beret. What would the Green Berets say and do they even care? Do you care? I thought not.

Earth shattering news: it seems that Hollywood stretches the truth in the making of films and many films are proven to be scientifically inaccurate

No! Don’t tell me that Tom Cruise in the movie “The Great Samurai” was a fake! It makes me want to jump up and down on Oprah’s couch in rage and sing Scientology spirituals!

Matthew McConaughey told “Us” that he has dreamed of being a parent since the age of ten

So did Jaime Lynn Spears. They both have had their dreams fulfilled. Glad you waited Matthew.

According to Yahoo News, Brangelina may have conceived her twins through in-vitro fertilization

How could she use in-vitro with hunky Brad? That my friends is truly inconceivable!

Well I am off to get some shut-eye, even though it is two in the afternoon

Yahoo is reporting that winning the battle of weight loss may be more than simple diet and exercise. It seems that sleep may be the key to looking like a hot swimsuit model. So I am off to bed, by 2PM today, to lose 10 pounds by morning!

Sometimes, someone, somewhere has to speak the truth and unfortunately it is me!

Until next time….all the best!

In case you were washing your hair and missed my previous Yahoo Buzzing and Trend Googling pieces here are the fabulous links: