Random Bits of Truth: Special Edition

We are back again for yet another Yahoo Buzzing and Google Trending edition of the stuff that everyone wants to know the truth about! A big thank you to my first, second and third reader-my mother. We are now up to a big ten readers! Kindly leave your name in the comment section and I will personally thank you too in my next edition!

Denmark is officially the “happiest place on earth” a study reported. The article

found on Yahoo News, states that Danes are the “happiest people” on the planet. Wait, I thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth!

Yet another study that someone spent years figuring out and billions of tax dollars on revealed that the mental secret to being successful at golf is to think that the hole is much bigger than it really is. A man must have figured this hypothesis out. We all know that men are always exaggerating their sizes, don’t we ladies? Professional golfer supreme, Tiger Woods, must have a mental image of those holes being the size of a crater.

I read the “Hancock” spoiler online so I don’t have to pay over ten bucks to see another Will Smith movie and sit in a theater for two hours wishing I were anywhere else.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban named their daughter “Sunday” and she was born on a Monday. That is like being named “January” and being born in “February.” I think Nicole and Keith had the name set and were not flexible with using any other day of the week. Which means they really loved the name. What ever happened to underwear labeled with the days of the week? If you wore “Sunday” underpants on “Monday” it would totally ruin you day. I mean if you got in an accident the hospital staff would think you did not know the days of the week or you were wearing dirty underpants.

Some names for the Brangelina brats…er..twins might be “Jen and Brad.” How about “Tom and Jerry,” “Ethel and Fred,” “Samson and Delilah,” “Number 5 and Number 6,” “Not So Shy and Not So Low”, “Miley and Smiley” or “Thursday and Friday?” Not!

Dear Christie Brinkley you are one hot mess aren’t you? For such a stunning woman you seem to have attracted the wrong mate four times. This last guy, Peter Cook, you were quoted in Yahoo News as saying before the scandal that “he is the best father.” Well, he may have been the best father when he obviously wasn’t looking in the mirror, as he was labeled a “narcissist.” Peter seemed to need constant reassurance that he was a “terrific guy” which probably meant that he needed the attention that seemed to bask all the time on you Christie. Peter must have married you the gorgeous supermodel for the limelight that might be cast his way with you on his arm. But it did not work that way and old Peter was “the architect with you, Christie Brinkley.” He would never have the spotlight or the glory as long as you, Christie was in the vicinity. That fact seems to have damaged his tender male ego. This damaged ego caused him to seek out a teenager who may have given him the worshipping treatment that he could never get as “Christie Brinkley’s husband.” I think it would be best if you, Christie if you stayed single for a while and hooked up with a younger man who would appreciate tending to your needs or an older man who is already super rich and famous. Christie, losing old Peter was no loss. Look in the mirror yourself and you can clearly see that you can be with anyone-just learn to pick the right guy, watch for the same old warning signs and throw away all mirrors!

Madonna and Guy are they on the outs? What about Madonna and Alex? Good old Madonna always the opportunist. She seems to go back and forth between loving and then hating the publicity. I admit to never being much of a fan of Madonna as I have always viewed her as a “P.O.W.” or “piece of work.” However, after viewing her last video with her “grandson,” Justin Timberlake, I have to say she looks fantastic for her 50 years. Women of America watch your male partner if Madonna is on the prowl again. She is notorious for taking any male who strikes her fancy, using them and then throwing them away. As I said earlier, she is one “P.O.W.”

Finally, DeAnna on the “Bachelorette” picked the rumpled, puppy dog Jesse over the too perfect and pretty Jason. Jesse seems like a fun guy, who is less into himself and just happy to please his woman. Sometimes the better-looking guy ends up being a high-maintenance disaster. (Look at Chrissie Brinkley and Peter Cook for example). A woman needs a man who is more into their relationship and not into how good he looks on camera or in the mirror. I would rather receive zero flowers from a man who truly loves me than a floral shop from a man who wants his gesture to bring attention to himself. Jason was just a bit too smooth at times and I think DeAnna fell in love with Jesse’s sexy playfulness. I hope it lasts.

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