Rapper Eminem Dead at Age 36
Published by cybertruth on September 18, 2009 in Entertainment-
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Fatal car accident claims renowned entertainer.
Eminem is, of course, not actually dead. There are actual rumors of such floating around the internet as we speak:
http://newsnidea.com/10433/eminem-death-rumour-eminem-dies-in-fatal-car-accident/
http://www.inquisitr.com/33413/eminem-death-rumor-was-eminem-killed-in-a-car-crash/
Or perhaps it’s just a rumor of a rumor. Even Better! We don’t really care. We just crave stories like heroin addicts. If Eminem had actually died, it’s a fairly safe bet we’d all know rather quickly. And yet you clicked onto this link, just as I clicked on the original. Because it’s who and what we are. We are suckers, and will continue to be so……
This is something that happens nearly every day; Here are some of the more famous (or infamous) ones:
And there were more, Harrison Ford and Jeff Goldblum, to name a few. But things like this aren’t limited to celebrity deaths. We, the internet crowd, fall prey to some of the better hoaxes consistantly… here are some classics.
Also From Mnofdichotomy:
T.i. Out of Jail; Headed for Half Way House
Brett Favre: Will The Gunslinger Go Out in Glory… or in Flames?
Floyd Mayweather Is Afraid of Manny Pacquiao
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The Internet Drunk Surfing Bill
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How to charge an Ipod with an onion and Gatorade…
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If there is a lesson to be learned here it’s this; we’re all pretty dumb, and proving so is usually funny.
So when is the funeral?
We fall for it every time. Excellent stuff.
if you do not forward this article to 15 people you know and love then one of your relatives will die in the next year. The author of this article put a curse on it after slitting his wrists he wrote the curse on his computer screen and so far 5 people have confirmed losing relatives. The curse will probably only be effective for the first few thousand people who read it as even curses powered through the spell makers own blood tend to lose effectiveness as the blood lust is satiated.
LMAO, brad. hey, I only clicked on it because you told me to.
I’ll be sure to send this on ehten. lol I love it, Mnof.
OMG mnof, you totally had me fooled!!
Are you reall y that desperate Mnofdichotomy? Disappointed!
Yep, I was suckered. I had a real ‘what, where have I been?’ moment!
Have they finally planted MJ yet? I’m actually quite tired of hearing about him at this point… :-\
You got me with this one Mnof x )
Anything with Eminem in the title always catches my eye. Also you topped it off with making sure it got in the hot content.
Damn you Mnof…haha…no only joking ; ) Just don’t play games with my mind again. It’s falling apart as it is.
ttyl
Marie
I’m right there with ya cafftee….I thought, “how the hell did I not kno this….where in the world have I been” LOL, that was a good one.
I was about to pop up a champagne when i first read the news, i feel down, now that i hear it aint true …
Hilarious. Thank you for the good laugh this morning. Now I need my coffee!
OMG…I really thought that onion one was true!
You should read the article I did on Urban legend, just yesterday!
Great read x
I don’t feel suckered at all. I feel concerned and prudent to investigate what has turned out to be an ethical lapse on your part, however, that picture of the fairy made it all worthwhile to me (smile).
Hahaha, funny, how this article just grabs your attention. After jacko, this really isn’t what we want.
an ethical lapse? good greif. the article made a point. rather effectively, i thought. when i clicked the first time, i had that foot in my mouth feeling… what better way to share it than like this? pretty sure no one will suffer any long term effects here.
This is a shocker…. so many celebrity deaths lately. good story and the title is very catchy.
Shakespeare Is Dead! But
Yours Truly,
the One & Only
is still alive & kicking!
What is this?
I love it, very funny.
This looks like it would make a good case study of how many internet readers get their news simply by gleaning the headlines.
Catchy title, and although the content has nothing to do with the title, it was an interesting read.
Yep, i was a sucker and clicked on it. Good write never the less. And by the way, hercules is a big pooch.
Hey! I got a good one…did you hear about the…
i don’t even own an ipod and i’m damn surenot even going to use an onion and gatorade on anything electronic on mine even if i did have one.
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good !
nah… it’s kinda not nice to be called a sucker you know… well anyway you did click on the original articles as you said so we’re all suckers… haha.
Those things are pretty cool though. I wish that onion one was real.
Funny.
Very Slick, Title got my attention, Keep it up, I like !
you are absolutely right in all that you said. I’m not sure if if is our curious nature or we just have nothing better to do than feed into the gossip that the internet gives to us. None the less it is still entertaining and gives someone (like all of us here) something to do and a way to make money doing it. Great article.
The title definitely caught my attention.
You made me look glad I did thought it was fab nice work !!
You caught my attention,I really thought he was dead.
You got me there, good job.
http://newsflavor.com/entertainment/sandra-bullock-at-age-45-falls-into-abandoned-mind-shaft/
ditto on the attention grabbing, A sigh of relief, cute story, good job!
Rubbish. It’s sick if you need this kind of material to get into the hotlist.
I was actually dumb enough to check CNN ! Very clever marketing. We are all gullible to an extent. The media has us programmed to wait for the “big story.” Good write !
Great headline. I was convinced for about 3 seconds. Your right in what your saying though, look at how many people have commented and checked this piece.
RJ
my kids almost had a heart attack. good article
Naughty u pulling our legs like that!. However the other content made it worthwhile.
A Concerned Sucker x
ya got me
You got me too, I just now asked my husband did he hear that eminem was dead-you’re too weird, but you duped a lot of us smart farts! What am I doing in this world?????
What an idiot, is this your way of generating more views and earning money? Enjoy your reported article.
Hahaha Like it! Very clever :O)
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Excellent.
I did not fall for it.
Eminem
I fell for this as i don’t know much about eminem but usually i don’t fall for things like this
I remember the day after MJ died i read an article saying that he died..
I didn’t believe that and after a couple of hours my dad told me that he died, he saw it on tv
starting out the article as you did with that title is doing no more than capitalizing on the stupid rumor – you might actually have something to say but that title is just as sick as the rumor itself …. won’t check out any more of your work
oh my goodness I totally believed you.
OMG – - you just totally freaked me out – - after DJ am – Michael Jackson, Farrah Facet, etc – - but, that title is not funny…
Blessings.
Sincerely,
-Liane Schmidt.
lol…he didn’t die….so everythings all good
LOL MY GOD IREALLY FELL FOR THIS I THOUGHT EMINEM HAD DIED! BUT I WAS WONDERING WHY IT WASNT ON CNN OR ENEWS
if you do not forward this article to 15 people you know and love then one of your relatives will die in the next year. The author of this article put a curse on it after slitting his wrists he wrote the curse on his computer screen and so far 5 people have confirmed losing relatives. The curse will probably only be effective for the first few thousand people who read it as even curses powered through the spell makers own blood tend to lose effectiveness as the blood lust is satiated
Got me! I was like how do I not here this before….Great job, you always know how to pull us in. You should write an article about how to come up with awesome titles…Keep up the great work.
wow, nice article. you sure fooled me. i’m new so any tips would be great.
Loved the article. You made me google for the Montauk monster and Derbyshire fairy. Thanks a lot. Worthy of clip and keep.
Excellent work!We really all do crave a great storu even if it does make us suckers.lol I liked the added photos,they made this so much more effective!
MJ is not dead! I saw him yesterday at Starbucks having coffee with Elvis! Hahahaha!
Very clever. Though am not an Eminem fan, you really got me.
wow what an attention grabber huh bet you made lots of pennies off this article crazy good idea though gottta admit.
yup this was a good one. but was misleading so it was also a lie. try being creative without having to be deceptive even though you did tell the truth in your article.
Your lucky this didn’t make the six o’clock news. Nah, he was just a rapper which are a dime a dozen. Good article that drawed a lot of attention with the catchy title. I’ve already got a title picked out for you’re next story, Hillary Clinton come home to catch husband Bill in their bed with Madonna. That would draw the readers in like flies. well done.
THE MEDiA ONLY DESiRES HIGH RATiNGS … ALiKE THE TiTLE, “EMiNEM DEAD @ 36″ VERY GOOD VERY GOOD
Be Careful What You Believe
______________________________
These celebrities
are not friends of
mine;
they amuse me,
but I couldn’t care less
whether they live or die . . .
Well done! Too funny!
hmmm… very strange. please che cheack out my songs… i just want people to tell me if their good or they suck, thats all. so please just spend 2 minutes to read my song and comment/rate. id appreaciate it
Oh!
I am going to blow up the whole Royal Family of the UK next week.
Then, I am going to announce the extinction of the Sperm (whale).
After that I will probably pretend that Michael Jackson is dead – or something equally preposterous…..
Nice one!
I love the way that people have ignored your very important news and said…
Check out my >>>>>
Wow. i literally started hyperventilating. no seriously. don’t scare us like that again!!
u r a genious!!! You made some money on this didnt you?
You are totally right about that, we are suckers. Every one of those pictures I’ve seen and when I saw them I honestly thought they were real especially The Montauk Monster. And that scared me when I first saw that one on line in a e-mail. And I love your honest point our world is full of SUCKERS! We fall for anything.
Eminem is one of my favorite rappers, and when I saw the title of yours, I immediately clicked on it. You tricked us with your title. You must have gained more pageviews on this.
Don’t mislead people!
Good stuff
I like it, thanks for the smile
You are simply a genius. I can’t stop reading this article, ever since it was on the hot content list.
Huh, I liked it. suprisingly. Also, to Shark who said don’t mislead people….why not? It got people to see this magnificent artical
You made me look. Ha ha! I was about to celebrate. (LOL)
I read about the Derbyshire Fairy in the past, and I enjoyed reading the rest of your article. You truly are one good writer.
i agree with MT..
it’s called IRRESPONSIBLE BROADCASTING, by money and recognition GREEDY WANNABE journalists. anyone think it’s the greatest way to make money? just my opinion.
man u had me fooled
You got laugh out of me. Great stuff man
yeah, this was a brilliant article!
Genius…why the hell didn’t I think of this?
Kudos
Found your piece very enterntaing! For a minute there.I knew he wasn’t dead!
full of tears….R I P
the world would be a better place without him.
At YouTube there were like message as RIP Eminem, posted 2 minutes ago. I was stupid off me to beleave it.
this is stupid eminem is the best of them all so dont do this again ok!!!!!
Dude EMINEM IS NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hes not dead bro. I agree with clifford!!!!
Clifford chanbutt Hey guys ha ha broskeys for eva!!!!!!
Yeah, haha but clifford is awesome acorrding to sami
but he is pretty cool lol
No I think he is amazing lol cause he is he is the best ha ha but not cooler than me ha ha he is hott too lol but yeah just like you said he is pretty cool i just dont get why people gotta start crap its dumb and lexi dnt even like him she is using him and he just dont get it oh well though hell i would do any thing for him
eminem is not dead he is alive i am agreeing with chanbutt
Sami, he is a freshman. He told you to stfu and me cuzhe was mad.
but its kinda funny. lol. and macb, this artical is saying that eminen is not dead. lol
shutup chanbutt
Ya ii kno right but dude im a 8th grader umm yeah he got anger issue’s ha ha ha im the one to be talkin lol
yeah he does somtimes. lol
lol ya that is very true ha ha ha i suck at the game in gym class
he never has anger issue’s when my brother is there
who kenny thats cause kenny is not a girl clifford likes to talk about he **** all the time he only gets mad at me when my mom tells him to **** off but oh well im done with him and all his bull **** its just dumb.
i agree whith you sami he gets on my nerves when i have to stay with kenny cause andy whats to
ikr. well he is kinda nice. but yeah, he has anger issuse. i agree with that part.
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its supposed to be
lol. i messed up. lmbo
ya Lol Ahh im freakin board
ikr. lol. im at home on my ipod.
it sounds like u guys r lame. he might be gay. he might not be. but its your problem. i know clifford. hes awesome.
it sounds like u guys r lame. he might be gay. he might not be. but its your problem. i know clifford. hes awesome.
hi im sami, im gay. lol
woah, thats not sami. at least i dont think?! who are u? amd who the heck is me?
Um wtf who in hell are you and how the hell did u find this website? Clifford is awsome but he is a real asshole too I freakin love him And would do anything for him but onley as a friend ! And im not gay so go to hell
Oh Yeah Btw This is sami but im just goin by a different name
Hey you dumb ass lil fuckers you best stoop sayin shit If you gonna be on da website dont Put yourself down under me unless ur gay And Im sami and chandler Freind so keep messin wit em imma kick ur ass Clifford is cool but mind ur own buissness And who is Me?
I Love You Eric!!!!
Ok so umm im Datin Nick and we are hangin out over break What should we do any ideas?
lol. im creeped out. whos erics real name?
Ok wtf is all this shit about me i mean wtf this is so fucked up sami ur really creeping me the fuck out
way to go cliff!
whos sami clifford? i think she sucks dick. look sami, clifford is awesome. he didnt do shit. just because clifford is a good friemd doesnt mean u have to be a dick!
Yes, i do suck dick ha ha you know me to well. cliff I dont see how im creepin you out I just wanna know wtf ur prob is i gotta boi and u gotta girl i got my weed and and u got ur gay ass friends so leave me alone so i can go smoke my weed and fuck ur friends.and no ur not mean im done wit ur bs no one told u dat u have to read dis so u brought it upon ur self big boi oh ya and ur dick it dont go half way down ur leg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And for Fluffy and Oprah clifford brought this upon his self and i cant beleive he needs other people to stand up for him wow wat a tough lil boi are u wow watta bitch man suck on a dick eat a fuckin prick and lick a thousand cocks per secound and btw FUCK YOU! Man im fuckin 15 and a girl and i dnt need any one to stand up for me all i need is my weed.
Warning, this shit’s gon be rated R, restricted
You see this bullet hole in my neck? It’s self inflicted
Doctor slapped my momma, “Bitch you got a sick kid”
Arrested, molested myself and got convicted
Wearing visors, sunglasses and disguises
Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis
I’m Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyll, disrespectful
Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo
“Murder Murder Redrum”
Brain size of a bread crumb
Which drug will I end up dead from
Inebriated, till my stress is eleviated
“How in the fuck can Eminem and shady be related?”
Illiterate, illigitimate shit spitter
Bitch getter, hid in the bush like Margot Kidder
Jumped out (Ahhhh!) killed the bitch and did her
Use to let the babysitter suck my dick when I was little’er
Smoke a blunt while I’m titty fuckin Bette Midler
Sniper, waiting on your roof like the Fiddler
Y’all thought I was gonna rhyme with Riddler
Didn’t Ya? Bring your bitch I wanna see if this dick gon’ fit in her
I’m low down and I’m shiftee!
“And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from..”
I lace tunes, I’m out this world like Space Moons
With a bunch crazed loons dismissin brains like braze wounds
Nothing but idiots and misfits, dipshits
Doing whippits, passed out like Sanford snippits
Where’s the weed, I wanna tamper with it
I’ma let your grandpa hit it
Mix it up with cocaine so her can’t forget it
Fuck it, maybe I’m a bum
But I was put on this earth to make your baby mama cum
So what I’m on is way beyond the bomb or any alcoholic beverage
Losing all of my leverage
Went up inside the First National Bank broke, and left rich
Walking bio-hazard causing wreckage
Smoked out like Eckridge
Band just making my neck itch
What the fuck? Gimme the tech bitch
You just lost your tip, there’s a pubic hair in my breakfast
Got shit popping off like bottle cap tips
Get your cap peeled like the dead skin of your mama’s chapped lips
Slap hips, support domestic violence
Beat your bitches ass while your kids stare in silence
I’m just joking, is Dirty Dozen’s really dust smoking?
If all your shit’s missing, than probably one of us broke in
My head’s ringing, like it was Spider Sense tingling
Lit it like Green Bay did when they shitted on New England
I’m out the game, put the second string in
This Brandy got my swinging
Bobbing back and forth like a penguin
Delinquent, toking microphones with Broken English
Make your mama be like “Ohh! This is good! Who sing this?”
“Slim Shady, his tape is dope, I love it
It’s rugged, but he needs to quit talking all that drug shit.”
It was predicted by a medic
I’d grow to be an addicted diabetic
Living off liquid Triametic
Pathetic, but I don’t think this headache’s ever vanishing
Panicing, I think I might have just took too much Anasin
Frozen Manaquin, posted stiffer than a statue
I think I’m dying, God is that you?
Somebody help me, before I OD on an LP
Take me to ER ASAP for and IV
Motherfuck JLB, they don’t support no hip hop
They say that’s where it ends, the closest they gon come is Tupac
It’s politics, it’s all a fix
Setup by these white blue collared hicks
Just to make a dollar off of black music
With a subliminal ball of tricks
But those can kiss ass and swallow dicks
Warning, this shit\’s gon be rated R, restricted
You see this bullet hole in my neck? It\’s self inflicted
Doctor slapped my momma, \”Bitch you got a sick kid\”
Arrested, molested myself and got convicted
Wearing visors, sunglasses and disguises
Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis
I\’m Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyll, disrespectful
Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo
\”Murder Murder Redrum\”
Brain size of a bread crumb
Which drug will I end up dead from
Inebriated, till my stress is eleviated
\”How in the fuck can Eminem and shady be related?\”
Illiterate, illigitimate shit spitter
Bitch getter, hid in the bush like Margot Kidder
Jumped out (Ahhhh!) killed the bitch and did her
Use to let the babysitter suck my dick when I was little\’er
Smoke a blunt while I\’m titty fuckin Bette Midler
Sniper, waiting on your roof like the Fiddler
Y\’all thought I was gonna rhyme with Riddler
Didn\’t Ya? Bring your bitch I wanna see if this dick gon\’ fit in her
I\’m low down and I\’m shiftee!
\”And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from..\”
I lace tunes, I\’m out this world like Space Moons
With a bunch crazed loons dismissin brains like braze wounds
Nothing but idiots and misfits, dipshits
Doing whippits, passed out like Sanford snippits
Where\’s the weed, I wanna tamper with it
I\’ma let your grandpa hit it
Mix it up with cocaine so her can\’t forget it
Fuck it, maybe I\’m a bum
But I was put on this earth to make your baby mama cum
So what I\’m on is way beyond the bomb or any alcoholic beverage
Losing all of my leverage
Went up inside the First National Bank broke, and left rich
Walking bio-hazard causing wreckage
Smoked out like Eckridge
Band just making my neck itch
What the fuck? Gimme the tech bitch
You just lost your tip, there\’s a pubic hair in my breakfast
Got shit popping off like bottle cap tips
Get your cap peeled like the dead skin of your mama\’s chapped lips
Slap hips, support domestic violence
Beat your bitches ass while your kids stare in silence
I\’m just joking, is Dirty Dozen\’s really dust smoking?
If all your shit\’s missing, than probably one of us broke in
My head\’s ringing, like it was Spider Sense tingling
Lit it like Green Bay did when they shitted on New England
I\’m out the game, put the second string in
This Brandy got my swinging
Bobbing back and forth like a penguin
Delinquent, toking microphones with Broken English
Make your mama be like \”Ohh! This is good! Who sing this?\”
\”Slim Shady, his tape is dope, I love it
It\’s rugged, but he needs to quit talking all that drug shit.\”
It was predicted by a medic
I\’d grow to be an addicted diabetic
Living off liquid Triametic
Pathetic, but I don\’t think this headache\’s ever vanishing
Panicing, I think I might have just took too much Anasin
Frozen Manaquin, posted stiffer than a statue
I think I\’m dying, God is that you?
Somebody help me, before I OD on an LP
Take me to ER ASAP for and IV
Motherfuck JLB, they don\’t support no hip hop
They say that\’s where it ends, the closest they gon come is Tupac
It\’s politics, it\’s all a fix
Setup by these white blue collared hicks
Just to make a dollar off of black music
With a subliminal ball of tricks
But those can kiss ass and swallow dicks
Warning, this shit\’s gon be rated R, restricted
You see this bullet hole in my neck? It\’s self inflicted
Doctor slapped my momma, \”Bitch you got a sick kid\”
Arrested, molested myself and got convicted
Wearing visors, sunglasses and disguises
Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis
I\’m Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyll, disrespectful
Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo
\”Murder Murder Redrum\”
Brain size of a bread crumb
Which drug will I end up dead from
Inebriated, till my stress is eleviated
\”How in the fuck can Eminem and shady be related?\”
Illiterate, illigitimate shit spitter
Bitch getter, hid in the bush like Margot Kidder
Jumped out (Ahhhh!) killed the bitch and did her
Use to let the babysitter suck my dick when I was little\’er
Smoke a blunt while I\’m titty fuckin Bette Midler
Sniper, waiting on your roof like the Fiddler
Y\’all thought I was gonna rhyme with Riddler
Didn\’t Ya? Bring your bitch I wanna see if this dick gon\’ fit in her
I\’m low down and I\’m shiftee!
\”And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from..\”
I lace tunes, I\’m out this world like Space Moons
With a bunch crazed loons dismissin brains like braze wounds
Nothing but idiots and misfits, dipshits
Doing whippits, passed out like Sanford snippits
Where\’s the weed, I wanna tamper with it
I\’ma let your grandpa hit it
Mix it up with cocaine so her can\’t forget it
Fuck it, maybe I\’m a bum
But I was put on this earth to make your baby mama cum
So what I\’m on is way beyond the bomb or any alcoholic beverage
Losing all of my leverage
Went up inside the First National Bank broke, and left rich
Walking bio-hazard causing wreckage
Smoked out like Eckridge
Band just making my neck itch
What the fuck? Gimme the tech bitch
You just lost your tip, there\’s a pubic hair in my breakfast
Got shit popping off like bottle cap tips
Get your cap peeled like the dead skin of your mama\’s chapped lips
Slap hips, support domestic violence
Beat your bitches ass while your kids stare in silence
I\’m just joking, is Dirty Dozen\’s really dust smoking?
If all your shit\’s missing, than probably one of us broke in
My head\’s ringing, like it was Spider Sense tingling
Lit it like Green Bay did when they shitted on New England
I\’m out the game, put the second string in
This Brandy got my swinging
Bobbing back and forth like a penguin
Delinquent, toking microphones with Broken English
Make your mama be like \”Ohh! This is good! Who sing this?\”
\”Slim Shady, his tape is dope, I love it
It\’s rugged, but he needs to quit talking all that drug shit.\”
It was predicted by a medic
I\’d grow to be an addicted diabetic
Living off liquid Triametic
Pathetic, but I don\’t think this headache\’s ever vanishing
Panicing, I think I might have just took too much Anasin
Frozen Manaquin, posted stiffer than a statue
I think I\’m dying, God is that you?
Somebody help me, before I OD on an LP
Take me to ER ASAP for and IV
Motherfuck JLB, they don\’t support no hip hop
They say that\’s where it ends, the closest they gon come is Tupac
It\’s politics, it\’s all a fix
Setup by these white blue collared hicks
Just to make a dollar off of black music
With a subliminal ball of tricks
But those can kiss ass and swallow dicks
Warning, this shit\’s gon be rated R, restricted
You see this bullet hole in my neck? It\’s self inflicted
Doctor slapped my momma, \”Bitch you got a sick kid\”
Arrested, molested myself and got convicted
Wearing visors, sunglasses and disguises
Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis
I\’m Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyll, disrespectful
Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo
\”Murder Murder Redrum\”
Brain size of a bread crumb
Which drug will I end up dead from
Inebriated, till my stress is eleviated
\”How in the fuck can Eminem and shady be related?\”
Illiterate, illigitimate shit spitter
Bitch getter, hid in the bush like Margot Kidder
Jumped out (Ahhhh!) killed the bitch and did her
Use to let the babysitter suck my dick when I was little\’er
Smoke a blunt while I\’m titty fuckin Bette Midler
Sniper, waiting on your roof like the Fiddler
Y\’all thought I was gonna rhyme with Riddler
Didn\’t Ya? Bring your bitch I wanna see if this dick gon\’ fit in her
I\’m low down and I\’m shiftee!
\”And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from..\”
I lace tunes, I\’m out this world like Space Moons
With a bunch crazed loons dismissin brains like braze wounds
Nothing but idiots and misfits, dipshits
Doing whippits, passed out like Sanford snippits
Where\’s the weed, I wanna tamper with it
I\’ma let your grandpa hit it
Mix it up with cocaine so her can\’t forget it
Fuck it, maybe I\’m a bum
But I was put on this earth to make your baby mama cum
So what I\’m on is way beyond the bomb or any alcoholic beverage
Losing all of my leverage
Went up inside the First National Bank broke, and left rich
Walking bio-hazard causing wreckage
Smoked out like Eckridge
Band just making my neck itch
What the fuck? Gimme the tech bitch
You just lost your tip, there\’s a pubic hair in my breakfast
Got shit popping off like bottle cap tips
Get your cap peeled like the dead skin of your mama\’s chapped lips
Slap hips, support domestic violence
Beat your bitches ass while your kids stare in silence
I\’m just joking, is Dirty Dozen\’s really dust smoking?
If all your shit\’s missing, than probably one of us broke in
My head\’s ringing, like it was Spider Sense tingling
Lit it like Green Bay did when they shitted on New England
I\’m out the game, put the second string in
This Brandy got my swinging
Bobbing back and forth like a penguin
Delinquent, toking microphones with Broken English
Make your mama be like \”Ohh! This is good! Who sing this?\”
\”Slim Shady, his tape is dope, I love it
It\’s rugged, but he needs to quit talking all that drug shit.\”
It was predicted by a medic
I\’d grow to be an addicted diabetic
Living off liquid Triametic
Pathetic, but I don\’t think this headache\’s ever vanishing
Panicing, I think I might have just took too much Anasin
Frozen Manaquin, posted stiffer than a statue
I think I\’m dying, God is that you?
Somebody help me, before I OD on an LP
Take me to ER ASAP for and IV
Motherfuck JLB, they don\’t support no hip hop
They say that\’s where it ends, the closest they gon come is Tupac
It\’s politics, it\’s all a fix
Setup by these white blue collared hicks
Just to make a dollar off of black music
With a subliminal ball of tricks
But those can kiss ass and swallow dicks
who is fluffy and oprah and i have to agree with sami cifford did bring this up on his selve
Look, just cuz hes red, doesnt mean u have to pick on him. im purple and green and big, but if he causes probs, lick him
or eat him. sami, do his friends 
Ok what the fuck i know who Barney’s mom is but who in the hell is pizza what the fucks wrong wit u people cliffords a bitch and he can fuck off end of story!
Wat is the matter with u guys u are all nuts
And clifford is nothin but a selfish lil bitch who can fuck off and die cause when his sister died it was all bout him but now when my bro damien’s does he doesnt give 2 shits a fuck about him Amy is fucking dead he needs to face the dam facts she aint commin back and it aint all bout him any more so im goin to go see damien dominique and britt tonight at the showing and for every one else you guys can all fuck off!
Wat is the matter with u guys u are all nuts!
shut up bitch im tryin talk
hey wat did i do
hey wat did i do.
Fuck You Go To Hell Dont Judge Me When Ya Dont Even Know Me
Sami knock that off u little bitch
crazy lady, ur gay!!
Hi im cliffords sister
u should date smai 
i ment to spell “sami”
um hell to the fuckin no
and no crazy lady i will not stop
My sisters name is amy aldrich and she was killed at 5:15 on febuary 8th, so fucking stop posting shit about my family, u nasty bitch!
ok i didnt say shit so fuck off u dumb ass lil cocksucker
ok i didnt say shit so fuck off u dumb ass lil cocksucker that was chandler u lil ass fucking buddy!
what the fuck ever! sami u told me to fuckin put that u gay ass mother trucker. if u knew the things i know sami. u would b so fuckin pissed. and sorry clifford she told me to
Ok well no i didnt tell u to put any thing and yeah im sorry to clifford like alot i shouldn be such a bitch so yeah sorry
yes u do u, u mother trucker!
Fuck off!
grow up sami
whos justagirl. i agree!
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB ASS BITCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!!!!!
Just a girl go bite cookie u fat ass
this justagirl needs to shut the hell up…. And Chanbutt no one asked you!!!! ya’ll need to chill the fuck out…. just more drama thats waiting to happen. shit and i aint gonna say who this is so dont ask i hope Sami and Just a dream know who it is.
Ha ha ya i do haa dude that is still like kinda weird like what ricky said to me it was weird ya u can be on top umm im sorry what no ha ha i kno wat it was about
yeah i know you told me this and Chanbutt needs to shut the hell up i wanna hit him but hell run to Juilie and cry about…
i love the way you guys have turned my article into your own little private forum lol.
who ever the fuck this is im ready to kick ur lil fuckin ass and i could really care less who sees. im fuckin pissed at wt and all there shit. we all need to go up and get a life. this is fuckin retared and if sadie or who ever the hell is just a nightmere. i will kick ur ass if u touch me. im fuckin tired of all this fuckin shit!
cybertruth is right u need to get off and discuss ur problems in real life, and stop using like 17 diffrent screen names sami we all know its u
now who the crap r u
and u spelt julie wrong. go back to 1st grade. god
im good…. hell, this is entertaining lol
Hmph
Hmph.
stfu
Ya guys seriously grow the fuck up im wit chandler and clifford ya cliff sorry i said shit bout ur sister dog but i didnt mean it and for everyone else leave cliff an chandler outta it dey aint done shit to nyone iaght so grown u serliously just want dis shit stopped k and ya chandler i do still like him he is amazing but i dnt deserve him and for ny one else dat really wanna say shit bout cliff and chandler tlk to me bout it first cause imma stick up for em iaght now stop bein lil bitche get ur anties outta a bunch go get laid and FUCK OFF an leave chandler an cliff utta it k sorry cliff and chandler like for realz
how about everyone just shut the fuck up and never say a thing on this page ok dam all of you need to grow up
I agreeeee!
I agreeeee!
agreeded and cliff we all can talk it out so ya jus b at da lunch room at the end of 2day an we can tlk it out bro i hate fightin wit u guys u kno my dad jus died thursday and people are fukin dumhb i ain got a cuzin emily my ex commited suicide and u kno i really feel like it to and when i die i jus wan ta die real iaght so peole just leave cliff and chandler alone it aint kul dog imma open the suicide doors hell i kno jeasus died for us but i culdnt tel ya who he was
Thank you for agreeing this is getting out of hand
this is my life homie you deside urs but im done————————————————————————————
my mom died and i got pick one just becuase i was motherless for two years plus my uncle died and my favorite dog died
ok abby not trying to b mean or wat ever but seriously all dis is between me cliff an chandler me an chandler are frins but idk bout cliff so ya i wish u guys would like leave us alone iaght dog oh ya im sorry cliff like 4realz i never ment to hurt ny one but it all goin b iagh t cuz imma but outta my one life cuz hell aint no reason to b hear wen some one as amazing as cliff an chandler is mad at u so wat ever fuck life im done
emienem is comming to lima
This is a lie. Eminem is alive and he is the best singer ever
I’m glad he’s dead. He’s just like a nigger.