Surely Not: Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo Making Out?
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Could the world be about to witness the most vacuous, self obsessed couple ever?
It sounds like the script to a very bad film (probably starring Ms. Hilton) but apparently Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo were spotted getting very cosy in a Hollywood nightclub the other night.
Ronaldo has just been bought by Real Madrid in a world record £80 million transfer from Manchester United and was apparently out celebrating on holiday in Los Angeles at the Myhouse nightclub in Hollywood when he bumped into the delightful Paris. Whilst I usually don’t give a damn about celebrity tittle-tattle and am sure this will soon blow over, this particular story has given me a shiver down my spine. If two of the richest, biggest airheads in contemporary society get together what does this mean for the future of civilization? It could have some serious repercussions.
Paris In her trademark tactful, classy style has been quoted as saying: ‘Cristiano’s much better than my ex. He was nothing but a low-paid minor league baseball player.’ Supposedly the meeting of minds took place around 24 hours after she split from her boyfriend, who she had proclaimed as ‘my future husband’ earlier in the week on a US chat show.
Witnesses at the club claim Ronaldo and Paris were initially seen talking flirtatiously with one another in the VIP area of the club and utilised their bodyguards to block them from the sight of others. They also swapped numbers. Some American celebrity websites have claimed the pair were intimately kissing.
They both left the club at 3am going in separate directions, Ronaldo and his hangers-on in a stretch Hummer and then Hilton in a people carrier, but not before Paris was overheard giving directions to someone on her mobile phone. Ronaldo then arrived at Paris’ sister’s home on his own in a taxi and hurried quickly inside, before leaving two hours later at 5am.
Wow. Although unlikely, if these two were ever to move in together mirror dealerships and cosmetics companies could end the recession from their purchases alone, as each one battles to preen themselves to be the prettiest poser. Who knows, it could work, they are both as vain and brainless as each other, so watch this space!…
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What to say about Paris Hilton. She is the biggest bimbo so to speak that ever existed but she has a head on her shoulders. She knows how to rake in the money so who can argue with that. I nothing about Christiano but good luck to both of them.
Interesting. After awhile I gave up an who was kissing who, doing what with whom, as after I followed it a bit, it could of been one big whopping bang…