Barack’s Amazing, Audacious, Albatross Adventure

Barack’s Amazing, Audacious, Albatross Adventure
Millions of people are either professional or amateur ornithologists; yes, they do enjoy looking at birds. And, speaking of avian creatures, it is not true, e.g., to define a swan as being always a bird with white feathers; that definition will not universally hold because, in Australia, they have what is called a black swan. But, a different species of avian is what will be made to interest the reader in this article.
In that classic poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge titled: The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner, the dramatic symbol of the dead albatross, in that work, becomes there a greatly sad omen of bringing absolute ill fortune, incredible bad luck, to a most disastrous degree; it gets worn around the neck of the unlucky and, thus, doomed sailor; the killing of that particular bird ends up, therefore, meaning that a disastrous conclusion must, thus, occur as to the predictable prospects of the sad voyage.
Some people wonder if Barack “Where is his actual birth certificate?” Obama may be oddly destined to have to wear an invisible albatross upon his person- or, will he become fully free, instead, to just give his critics the bird? These kind of things, various occurrences, become part of what is known as a presidential legacy; and, some presidential history may be rather interesting to know in this regard.
When President William Henry Harrison died after an illness, his Vice President, John Tyler, became known to many people under the nasty sobriquet of “His Accidentcy;,” this is because his critics did not wish to then give an appellation of address standard, when appropriate, since George Washington, of then referring to the President as His Excellency. One wonders if a suitable nickname of the President-Elect will become “His Illegitimacy” by having encouraged, many among his opponents, a great and pervasive distrust of him by not firmly proving to them all of his assumed, asserted, full, and proper rights to (American) citizenship.
The extremely incredible level of secrecy and security pertaining to his (sacred?) birth certificate has reached truly astronomical proportions, whose only reasonable excuse for such a geometric effort at such massive concealment, would be to necessarily hide the truth. No candidate for national public office of this high a magnitude has before, however, gone to such truly extreme lengths; this is to make absolutely sure that his birth-related document remains solidly under a legally-sanctioned lock and key way off in Hawaii, courtesy of the most obliging, residing Governor there.
But, because of the real constitutional importance of the high office that he will take an oath for, on January 20, 2009, this matter, in the minds of many, cannot be simply dismissed as a purely moot point, though, admittedly, it appears fully headed in that single, irreversible direction. The US Supreme Court, as can be legally perceived, wants no part of the controversy.

However, there would, in fact, be no extensive subterfuges really needed if there weren’t genuine things to, thus, hide; almost no one cares today about, for instance, a child having been of illegitimate birth; this could not at all rationally justify what would be superfluous nonsense and ridiculous activities regarding the extreme level of the obvious secrecy involved, unless he wishes to have, perhaps, an albatross adventure.
Most people, of course, know that Barack “Where is his actual birth certificate?” Obama was a “natural born” child, as is gratuitously said these days. The only viable and logical reason for not revealing the full truth would be, therefore, so that nothing can actually be made public that would or could possibly legally incriminate him. Although it must be legally said, nonetheless, that he will not have committed any real felony whatsoever, until and unless he takes the then necessarily required presidential Oath of Office.
This pertains to the very explicit requirement, noted in Article II, Section I, of the Constitution, that a president must always be a natural born citizen of the United States of America; absolutely no other condition of legally cited citizenship, such as through naturalization, is there permitted; but, in the past 60 years or so, the Constitution has become increasingly interpreted, as an infinitely plastic document having a multiplicity of many various and changeable meanings, to plausibly suit many different “constitutional” tastes that appear, to many observers, to change with the various political seasons.

Thus, when people are in power that the Left dislikes, there do appear books titled: The Imperial Presidency, while when politicians they do approve of get into office, they then write a great deal of glorification propaganda, with suitably illustrative titles such as: The Age of Camelot. So, on January 20th, the American nation will witness the audacious spectacle of not a mere inauguration but, rather, the enthronement of a Caesar, which is what the people will get; this is mainly because, as is often philosophically said, every people gets the government it deserves, not necessarily what it needs.

Yet, being invalidly, through constitutional disqualification, at his coronation (or is it still only the inauguration?) may prove to be the very least of his true concerns. Many people may yet begin to seriously wonder how, during, e.g., his many years of intimately knowing Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, he had still supposedly remained a pure political virgin, meaning after witlessly sleeping around with such seedy characters (cited below in this article) during his rather prominent rise to much power and influence.

Two and only two possibilities can, however, realistically exist; either Barack “Where is his actual birth certificate?” Obama is someone who is just dangerously ignorant of the obvious indications of major corruption (though he came out of the infamous “Chicago School” of government, so to speak) or he is, in fact, thoroughly corrupt himself; no truly realistic or politically genuine third choice actually exists on such a simply basic scale of the logical consideration of and need for fundamental moral probity of public conduct, at a minimum.

Obama’s, by now, much-sullied name is justifiably forever linked to a growing, curious cast of dubious, nefarious characters that would fairly resemble a B-Grade gangster film: Gov. Rod Blagojevich, Tony Rezko, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers and his wife, Rashid Khalidi, Emil Jones, Michael Pfleger, Deputy Gov. Bob Greenlee, U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr., et al – and, just where, if ever, will it all finally end? The very incredible assemblage of intensifying and massive rot and filth of it is falling down as if it all were just a saggy, polluted house of corrupt cards. And, the American people are not supposed to notice any of it or, perhaps, to be manifestly indifferent to the entire exploding mess.

The Anointed One (AKA The Great One), as many people notably call him, is going to wondrously bring with him into the White House a host of readymade scandals, meaning a (fictional) albatross around his worthy neck, that will, unfortunately, occupy national attention for some years to come. Well, at least, as with Bill Clinton, the devilishly disgusting dealings will at least provide a, perhaps, much needed means of jolly entertainment, of lively diversion.

And, of course, regarding all felonies that will, supposedly, be found to have been committed, Barack “Where is his actual birth certificate?” Obama, of course, as was the observed past case with Clinton, will still be thought to be completely innocent by the very biased, Leftist, drive-by media.

Really now, no person who would be dangerously ignorant of major corruption has any business being anywhere near being President of the USA; on the other hand, someone thoroughly corrupt ought never to be able to hold the highest office in the land. Either way, such a clearly terrible situation is a most sure harbinger of ill fortune, a dead albatross.

Nixon, regardless of all the garbage, rightly and wrongly, thrown at him, had, in fact, still honorably resigned; Clinton got impeached twice, though not convicted, and he stayed to finish his second term with the just ignominy of all of his vile and smelly corruption; and, Obama… may simply need to wait his turn.