Barack Obama: The Untold Story
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What the liberal media isn’t telling you.
Sarah Palin is quite possibly the most unfairly slandered politician in American history. The alleged “lack of qualifications” was clearly nothing more than a pretense for a liberal smear campaign. Because of these attacks, America is on its way to becoming a communist dictatorship.
Palin has been unfairly ridiculed for simply pointing out that she can see Russia from her house. It begs the question: why did the democrats not consider this to be actual foreign policy experience? Palin grew up during the Cold War. Ergo, she could see the Soviet Union from her house. When judging her foreign policy credentials, it must be remembered that she grew up looking straight at the red menace from her home! If not for her vigilance, Alaska may very well have been overrun by the commie hordes. Rather than poke fun at her keen eyesight, we should take heed. Just like the USSR, there are terrorists trying to destroy the American way of life. Palin’s Soviet-watching experience is just what America needs.
Why did the democrats not realize the importance of all this? The answer is simple; they don’t care. In fact, most evidence seems to suggest that they would’ve wanted a Soviet takeover. It is a well-documented fact that Democratic Party chairman Howard Dean is an avowed Maoist (I would like to claim credit for this discovery, but alas, I must admit that it was Rush Limbaugh, and not me, who unearthed this information.) The election of Howard Dean (or should I say, Mao ZeDean,) as Democratic Chairman coincides with the resurgence of the Shining Path, a vicious Peruvian Maoist movement. This could not possibly be a coincidence.
On top of that, it has recently been revealed that Barack Obama is a friend of Bill Ayers. Certain Obama apologists may say that Ayers carried out those bombings “over thirty years ago,” or when Obama was “eight years old,” but this does not change the fact that the Democratic candidate is a friend of a communist sympathizer. He is a friend of someone who used to support Mao Zedong. That’s just two degrees of separation. If everyone is connected by approximately six degrees of separation, then Obama is three times closer to Mao than the average person (300%!)
The promise of Change can be alluring, but now that Obama has been elected, what do we risk? All available evidence points to a conspiracy by the Shining Path and a certain “former” member of the Weather underground to install a puppet government. The McCain/Palin campaign is was the only way to save out country from totalitarianism. A vice president who can see Russia from her house was our only hope, and now it’s gone. The only way Palin can save American democracy is if Alaska secedes, appoints Palin as President and subsequently takes over the rest of the U.S.
Great article, & well written! I am from Canada, but we got more news reports about the American election than our own. More drama down in your Excited States.
I think you are right about Palin getting a bad rap. When the media circus takes over from political policy, and there is more dirt being slung than platforms being built, how can you have an informed electorate in a democracy? I can see why professional actors get elected – they have charisma, style, and the ability to lie through their teeth
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Bless you for standing up for Sarah Palin.
Is this article being sarcastic? I’m seriously asking because the supporting evidence and conclusions are weak at best. But it is well written so I’m going to assume it’s a joke.
I agree that the media was brutal to Palin but I don’t think this was a good example of them being unfair because what she said was not that great.
I fail to see how seeing something gives you experience dealing with it. I once saw a car accident from my house, that doesn’t mean I have experience saving the lives of people involved in car accidents.
I also have a this one friend who used to be a stripper and a coke addict, but I don’t see myself becoming a stripper or even touching drugs ever.
Maybe you’re assuming you know who I voted for by my statements here. But I know who I voted for and why, and it had nothing to do with trifle things like where there houses are located or if they have evil friends.
Wow! I don’t know which I enjoyed more, the article itself (well written and funny by the way) or the hoard (O all right then, the 3) of Palinesque comments that followed. To quote a moron: “Is this article being sarcastic?”
By the way I have this one friend who tries to sound intelligent by leaving scathing comments on (duh duh DUH!!!) political articles, but I don’t see myself ever becoming as brain dead and quite possibly lobotomised as her. SO THERE! nah ne nah ne nah nah
Thank you for this wonderful article on my contribution to the USA! I have spent years waxing the coats of an army of well armed bears ready to die for their country on my command. I also used to wear a red, white, and blue bikini and run through the snow every day in protest to the red b@$tards! I also never once ate any Russian food or wore one of those fur muff hats. I am an avid supporter of wigs and making pine cone crafts instead. But I did watch the movie Russia House once. sigh. As the poet Usher once said, “These are my confessions.”
Sarah