Bo and Mo in the White House

It sounds like a couple of rednecks from Arkansas, Bo and Mo, like Bill and Hill. But these two are not rednecks. We would actually be lucky if they were Bi and Hi. These two are actually much worse. These two people are bona-fide snobs. We are going to have snobs running the country. Rednecks are far more tolerable than snobs.

The old idea, promoted mainly by the elite snobs of the North East but echoed by snobs everywhere who tried to out snob the North East snobs was simply this. “Rednecks are stupid, illiterate, toothless bigots who marry their sisters.” If you even think you are in the in their opinion in the redneck category, this is what they think of you. But let’s examine the snob species. The snobs think the British fox hunts are great, out there with two dozen men on horses and fifteen ugly dogs chasing one fox but for the snobs the rednecks hunting possum and deer are provincial and should be outlawed. Let’s face it, the rednecks do this for food, the Brits do it for sport. Get the difference? They think a redneck driving a SUV or a pickup truck is harmful to the environment but a their private jet that burns more fuel warming up the engine for one flight than that SUV does in a year isn’t a problem. After all they are the elite and they have to burn that fuel to save the nation from rednecks. After all, they are the elite and they know who should have the right to burn that fuel or if it should remain in the ground. Unlike the redneck who could recognize a spotted owl at 100 yards (not meters like the snobs want us to use) they wouldn’t recognize one if it roosted on their head and crapped on them. They wouldn’t even know what was dripping on their head. But they feel bound to save it because the snob collective says it should be preserved and snobs, unlike rednecks don’t think for themselves, they think what the collective does. They buy carbon credits to offset their wasteful tendencies and hope the person they pay plants a few trees somewhere while they put up plastic fence (spelled oil) and run their patio and security lighting all night. The redneck plants a few trees in his back yard or around his farm pond just to make the place look better and maybe he lights a kerosene lantern or turns on a light while he sits in his back yard. He turns it off when he goes to bed, knowing that is Winchester and Smith and Wesson are there to handle any intruders, be they four or two footed. Heck, everyone knows he has the weapons and they know better than invade his space. He has no need for security lighting and he likes the view moonlight makes. Even if he isn’t environmentally astute most recycling and conservation make sense to the redneck. He doesn’t have to be taught it like a snob does but since the snobs don’t know how without a college course on how to recycle soda bottles they think the stupid redneck (their opinion) will never learn it and needs snob led nanny government to do what comes naturally to anyone with common sense. Snobs are short on that.

Mo is a snob who isn’t proud of her country. Heck, that isn’t hard to figure out. Snobs hate America and everything it stands for. They think the French who run from any confrontation are just the greatest. Let me give you a lesson on the French. They have gotten beat up in every war since 1700. They haven’t won a significant battle since before Waterloo in fact they got beat up by the Brits in the French and Indian War. Johnny Horton sang a song, “Waterloo” back some time ago which talked about Napoleon meeting his “Waterloo.” That was a defeat in case you don’t know and you probably didn’t because your snob teacher doesn’t want to bash the French. Since then there has been the Franco-Prussian War (lost), World War I (got the crap kicked out of them and were saved by the Brits and Americans), World War II (lost their country to the Nazis) and a couple of colonial wars in the fifties including the loss of the Den Bein Phu in French Indochina in about 1954. The Den Bein Phu made Custer’s loss at the Little Big Horn look like a Sunday Picnic. You will not find French Indochina on the map any more, it is now called Vietnam. The French loss there set up the Communist takeover which the snobs think was good. I don’t think we want to emulate the French even if the snobs like them.

Bo isn’t proud of his country either but then, what is his country, the United States of Kenya? Now there is the important question everyone was afraid to ask. Technically as a child born to parents from two countries he had the right to accept either Kenyan or US citizenship. Which was it? Or is he even that child? Possibly that child was killed or is in Kenya and he is a child to the Kenyan father and some other woman who is not an American which gives him no right to the presidency. Maybe we need a DNA test to be sure. Maybe this is why he wasn’t proud enough of his country to wear a pin. Bo also thinks America is too Colonial. Hmmm. The only reason the French aren’t – and they were among the leading colonial powers with Britain, Spain and Germany – is because they keep losing wars. They keep getting kicked out of places. They wouldn’t have stopped being colonial powers if they could have hung on. This is what Bo could be proud of.

Bo thinks that many Americans, particularly us Pennsylvanians are mean people who cling to their guns and bibles. I assume he has some problem with not only those people but also the guns and the bibles. We can only look at where this thought will take us. He didn’t however make this known in Scranton PA but he waited till he hit snob territory to mention it. I guess he was afraid of people who carry guns and bibles, something politicians are generally to dumb to recognize.

But let’s look at another side of Bo and Mo.

Bo and Mo sat in a church for 20 years and listened to a pastor who still is as racist as any white sheeted KKK grand dragon. He just hits the other way. It is just more acceptable to snobs to be racist if you are Afro-American, just the same as it is more acceptable to use the “N” word and it is totally acceptable to use the word “whitey” to describe Caucasians.

One of their friends, the man who helped him get a start in politics is a unrepentant terrorist.

Another friend is in jail.

Jessie Jackson wants to do surgery on him. Why? I still want to hear the answer to that.

But Bo and Mo are headed for the White House. And their friends will be invited there which includes racists like Jeremiah Wright, dishonest Chicago politicians, convicted felons who will probably be pardoned, and other assorted snobs and rabble. They take with them Joe Biden, one of the dimmest bulbs in the Democrat string and that is saying a lot. We can only assume that he was picked either to guarantee Delaware’s three electoral votes or to avoid making Bo look dim.

I couldn’t have voted for her because of her stand on Supreme Court Justices but Hillary would have been a far better choice other than having to lock up the interns or Bill if he went to Washington with her.