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And neither do you.

Michael Jackson was a legend, a famous and talented musician and performer, and a little weird due to some unresolved psychological issues. That’s my take on it anyway.

But unless you are an active fan, quit your crying and moping. Just because “Thriller” was your favorite album in 1982 doesn’t mean the 2009 Michael Jackson was relevant to your life. In fact, the “Thriller” era was really over by the time “Bad” came out in 1987 and Jackson took sharp turn toward the ecclectic soon thereafter. So really your mourning is about 20 years too late: your Michael Jackson has long since passed.

And now there will be memorials and TV specials, and of course endless radio play accompanied by lead-ins like “this is the kind of timeless music Michael Jackson made, and no one can ever make again!” I have news for you, Jackson wasn’t even making his kind of music anymore. He was washed up, bankrupt, delusional, culturally and musically irrelevant beyond a sizable entry in the history books. He hadn’t even released a studio album since 2001’s “Invincible”.

And where was all this care and adoration before, when he was obviously in a downward spiral. Michael Jackson was a man without friends. A friend is an equal, someone who can say, “You have a problem, let me help.” No one did that for Jackson. A friend cares enough to persevere with you through troubled times. No one did that for Jackson. Is it any wonder the man wanted children so that someone would love unconditionally? The endorsements roll in through the media about how wonderful he was, and it was a privilege to know him, etc., etc., but where was all this care last week, when it would have mattered.

The situation is not unique, though. Celebrities die and people go nuts, as if not enough death affects us directly so we have to supplement real pain with forced pain. On the other hand, focusing on the death of a celebrity can take the spotlight off our real pain that is difficult to deal with. So maybe there is a purpose here, and I have a response: get over it and deal with the stuff that matters.

“But celebrities inspire us!” VERY few people were currently inspired by Michael Jackson. Again, your Michael Jackson died a long time ago.

“But it’s still tragic!” Yes, for his family and friends it is. You are not them.

“But I love his music, own all his albums and compilations, have seen him in concert, and love his persona, even to this very day!” OK. You got me on that one. Mourn away.

As for the rest of you, get lives. Or better yet, start caring about the living before they’re dead.