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The shocking truth about vegetables.

I was surfing the net 5 minutes ago when I found this article about vegetables. Curious, I read it and almost dropped dead in the ground because of joy.

The news said that vegetarian diet weakens the human bones by 6%. In your face Vegetarians! It looks like I’m healthier than you guys! Well, minus the fact that I’m anemic. Do you know that I’m forced to eat liver and healthy things just so I could be healthy again?

Anyways, I just wanted to share the news… and to rub it in my parent’s faces who’s commanding me to eat tons of green leaves like I’m some kind of rabbit.

Who knew that the people who eat healthy are going to end up unhealthy? The world is so weird and insane, and the fact that I’m writing this pointless article makes it even more crazy. I guess, things you want come to you when you least expect it to.

I’ll be waiting for the day junk foods will be considered healthy. Haha.