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Yea, you like Obama? You’re a racist!

If you think Obama made history by simply being elected…you’re a racist…and you’re annoying…and a hippy…an annoying racist hippy!!

Ok, so, Obama gets elected…and he’s black! Yippy skippy coke and hennessy. What has he done exactly? He got elected you say? Great. “But Justin…” STOP! I’m just gonna be a presumptuous pompous wind bag right now and assume that you were going to tell me that it’s a big deal because he’s black. Some famous black guy once begged, “Judge [my children] not on the color of their skin but on the content of their character.” So, you racists, what has he done that shows you the content of his character besides run his mouth? A lot? Not much. Actions speak louder than words and I don’t listen, so he better be makin’ some loud actions.

Moving a little off topic, those of you who keep saying he’s the best thing to happen to this country, you are SOOO wrong. That would be Chuck Norris, with myself following in a not so close second. Obama hasn’t done a thing for me. In fact, he has a strike against him for his attempt to end my life. That’s a long story for another day.

Moving on, or not, you racists, no one said Bush made history. He started a war, blowing a whole ton of crap up in the process (I forgave him for that because explosions are freakin’ sweet), created a huge deficit and was in command of the country as it tanked into a depression. Yet no one says he made history. Bill Clinton was up in the white house gettin’ his pole polished by an intern and no one said he was making any history. These men were white…I think I smell more racism…

“Justin…you seem to be against Bush. Way to go!” I don’t know who these people are that always sneak into my writing and run their mouths…but I support no one. It just isn’t funny to say nice things about George Bush. He understands, he wants me to be happy, and even if he doesn’t I really don’t give. I like me and want me to laugh, I don’t even know him. I’m a narcissist, deal with it.

So, in conclusion, I assert that you are only claiming the making of history because Obama is black, and that is racism and racism is wrong. I hope you’re happy with yourselves, you racists.