Sext a Bulge Like Weiner?
Weiner’s Bulge was covered at least, unlike Bill Clinton who tried his Bulge Antics quite openly with Monica Lewinsky. Unfortunately, both got caught with their pants down!
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This owner of The Bulge has an interesting CV. Anthony Weiner, Age-46, American Jew and 7-term Democratic Congressman, presently running for New York Mayor. Married to Hillary Clinton’s “Body Woman”, 34-year old Huma Abedin, born of an Indian Muslim father and Pakistani Muslim mother. Extra-Curricular Activities: Sexting Bulges to 21-year old female student in Seattle when not Sextwittering or Facebooksexting with multiple women.
A 11-month young Love Marriage with Body Woman, Huma who has also featured as a Vogue Model could not keep the Prancing Puma of Weiner’s Sext Subject in control. Incidentally, a Puma out of Huma is worth two in the bushes. His primal puma urges forced him to flash his Puma Bulge all over Puma Valley, using Neo-Sexting BlackBerry State-of-the-Art Technologies. He also had his own serious doubts whether the Underwear showing The Bulge was his? or even whether The Bulge under The Underwear was actually his? All we can say to Huma is, “let him have his Puma wherever he wants it.” Afterall it was only a case of Virtual Naughty Sexting, not realtime raunchy sexing. Actually this bulge bull is all bullshit about a Sly-Over-Forty-Naughty-Jew giving vent to his pent-up urges kept under cover by silly Huma cavorting as Hillary’s Body Woman without fully knowing her Body Man, Weiner.
Soon The Weiner Bulge will become History, till may be another naughty thing grabs eyeballs on the Sexting Scenario or Realtime Sex Rodeo Shows. Meanwhile, Worldwide Wives Inc. can continue to forget and forgive their errant spouse’s trespasses and Move On.