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A Paranoid conspiracy of the Swine Flu.
April 2009
A new form of Pestilence reared it’s ugly head and the world couldn’t find a tissue big enough to catch it. Of course I’m referring to our latest Epidemic, “The Swine Flu” It’s all over the news, the Internet, your getting text messages about it, and you should probably check your shoe it just might be there. Even the great people in Washington have been bundling up a little warmer lately, and no one is talking.
So what exactly is the Swine Flu? According to Wikipedia, the Swine Flu is a new from of Influenza that’s transferred from Pig to Human. The origin of it’s source is not known. Here’s one for you. Did anybody check the pentagon? There’s tons of pigs there, and with all the dirty money they’re holding on to somebody has to have the sniffles. Or even better. Lets Reflect:
Just before everyone started coughing in each others air space, I seem to remember the USA having drug problems with Mexico. Shoot outs, smuggling, gang issues, the usual. But then came the day that pigs could sneeze and suddenly we’re in an “epidemic.” People on vacation brought it home like free souvenirs and it’s unfortunate but there have been deaths. But the good news? We’re not hearing to much about the druggies right now are we? Does this remind you of anything else?
How about the Bird Flu?
That was also around the time when China started shipping of tainted dog food and Lead colored toys for little tots to eat. If you want to know my opinion on what’s going on (and I’m assuming you do, you just read my article) I think it’s nothing more then Biological warfare instigated and once again out of control.
Enjoy that Bacon!
15 Comments
Intersting view… light-hearted and funny.
So many theories.. so little time to read them
It is very… educational. Well written anyway. Good job, you’ll do fine.
Nice.
I think the Brid Flu was a little more of a true epidemic. Swine Flu is probably off the same strand.
Well.. it’s a theory. and Woooo Woooo? Spell check buddy, seriously!
Very nice and funny to read such fearless thoughts. I bet many think the same way, but haven’t got the gut to publish it. Good job!!!
You have a funny way of making things sound so secretive.
Liked this very much. I agree!
I’ve been thinking something similar for awhile now. But people are dying it is a real tradedy. Planned or not.
I haven’t seen you in years. You didn’t tell me you were an author now. Wrote anything else. This is good.
I want to hear more theories from you….
Suddenly I want sausage.
Yeah I can see it…
Among others they make rich pharmachies and mr Ramsfeld. Search a bit and find what happened again in 1976 in the US. Once again pigs, once again mr Ramsfeld.