The Oil Spill
They must think we’re stupid.
Oh Boy! Fifty percent of the oil is Gone!
Isn’t that amazing?
The ‘experts’ are so happy to explain how the oil just disappeared. Was it the Oil Elves? Did they wave the magic wand and suddenly the oil was GONE?
If you swim in the sea off the Gulf Coast the gooey stuff on your skin isn’t oil. It’s globular sea water! It may smell like oil, but that’s your imagination!
Those birlds which are all covered in mess? They are just dirty birds who like to play in gas stations.
And those little black balls on the shore? Those are ‘water balls’ which occur naturally.
I suppose they’ll block satellite images and censor news reports next.
I wonder if they serve Shrimps in Oil at BP?