Westboro Baptist Church – Biggest F***tards in The World and Here’s Why
One of the most hated families in the world. One of the most controversial opinions we have heard. It’s religion taken to the next level. In fact, it’s taken so far away, I doubt it’s religion anymore.
What the F?
I can’t even begin to describe what I think about these people. I can’t even imagine putting the right words together to express what I think of them. I don’t even think words like that have even been invented yet, but I’ll try.
So here goes.
To start off with the right foot, let me first share some brief infos on the biggest waste of time the Universe has allowed up until now – the history of the existence of the Westboro Baptist Church.
The WBC was opened on November 27th, 1955. Fred Phelps is the founder. That’s all we need to know.
Now let’s move on to “happier things”.
What the members of the WBC do is hate. They hate the… world, basically, and they’re proud of it. Thing is, since I’m writing this article using so many bad words in it, I clearly hate them too, but I don’t think every single person in this world deserves to go to hell because they don’t live their life the way I consider to be right. Who the f**k am I to decide that?
It’s not just that they tell you God hates you and you deserve to die – as disturbing as that is – they promote their hate publicly regardless of who’s passing by during their pathetic picket, be it men, women, children, dogs, Jesus or your wife.
So basically, picketing means that they get their s**t together (and by that I mean their picket signs and available family members) and drive to whatever event they planned on being spit on that day. One of their favourite locations are funerals of dead soldiers, but I guess sometimes any other street will do. So then they hold up these signs that say “God hates you”, “God hates fags”, “Thank God for dead soldiers”, “Planes crash God laughs” or “Thank God for breast cancer” and just warn people on the street that they’re doomed. Wait, here’s my favourite part: they also sing. Yes, they are artistic people, they do their own COVERS OF OTHER ARTISTS’ SONGS! Holy f**king bonbons you guys, they adapted Eminem’s “Love the way you lie” to their church’s message. Apparently in their version of the song, Rihanna goes “God’s gonna stand there and watch you burn, that’s allright because you wouldn’t hear His word” and so on. Okay, here’s my theory: some of them may have a musical talent and it’s the only way they can live their dream of singing in front of an audience. They’re closet fans of Mraz and Ke$ha.
If you think you’re out of their sight just because you live someplace other than the USA, you’re wrong. They got it all covered Here’s what they have to say about Romania on one of their websites: “Romania has gone the way of ancient Sodom, and will meet her same end. God hates Fags and Fag Enablers; ergo, God Hates Romania.” and ” These hard-hearted, deaf, dumb and blind people would never think of repenting of their sins and turning to God to get them out of this mess.” and my favourite part “So, on February 21, 2010, God sent the landslides (caused by rains and melting snow) to block your roads and shut down your railway. So much more and worse is coming – that is our prayer for Romania.”
Well f**k you. Amen.
And also I guess judging by their statement, God is made of rain and melting snow. Ain’t the God I know
This is how f**ked up in their minds people can be. They’re happy that they’re hated and are happy for every single bad thing that happens to people in this world. There ARE a few members who managed to either run away or were kicked out because they questioned the practices and beliefs of their church, and they most likely never returned, not even to visit. Why? Nobody wanted them back. Not their parents, not their siblings, nobody. Imagine being forced to leave home because your own family rejects you and simply doesn’t care about you anymore. Imagine how you would feel if you knew that your own mother who loved you dearly up until that point now thought that you deserve to die and burn in Hell forever, and could not be happier about it either! Who the hell can handle that without problems, move on and have a normal life afterwards? THAT’s why a lot of the members choose not to leave, not because of faith but because of fear.
I doubt any of them will ever get to read this material, but if they did, I would have one thing to ask them: Europe hates you too, how the f**k don’t you go extinct?
If I go to Hell, I can’t wait to meet them there and show them a piece of my mind. I guess Hell won’t be Hell without them
They’re f**ked, that’s all I have to say.