An Ulsterman Report | Sarah Palin Donald Trump Dream Ticket for 2012
Published by AndAnotherThing on April 8, 2011 in US Politics-
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An interview with one of the most influential pundits in the world on the dream ticket for the Republicans. Yes, Ulsterman has thought about it, talked to his imaginary friends and gone for the turd rolled in glitter choice.
Ulsterman Interview
The Ulsterman broke cover today and agreed to an interview with AndAnotherThing’s CEO Wilma Proops. It cost us dear. We paid the old bigot $5 and a bottle of hooch. The words below are from are transcript and answer questions too obvious to state.
Sarah Palin for President
“I happen to know that Sarah Palin is an intelligent woman. Just you lot of lefty Obama lovers wait. Sarah Palin is not only the best looking President America has ever had but she is stylish too. Who cares if she has no policies she just has to fluff her words and it makes my heart flutter…[swigs from the bottle of hooch] My heart goes boom batty boom batty boom batty boom batty boom batty boom batty boom…”
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Donald Trump for Vice President
“[Finishes a long belch] Yes, not many people have Donald Trump down as a number two. He’s a number one. Ask Ivanka Trump or any of the Trumps he employs in Trump Tower. Trump knows about trumping. Did I say trumping? Cut that, I meant to say bling. Trump knows about bling. If it is not gold plated put it in the trash. I’m worried there might be a scandal when Sarah dumps Todd for a go at Trump. Sex and politics doesn’t mix. Though, I wouldn’t say no to a piece of Palin… [inappropriate groin rubbing]… Where was I?”
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The Palin Trump Combination
I know that the Palin President, Trump Vice President ticket is hard to swallow but Trump’s a turd that needs rolling in Palin’s glitter. Hang on… what about the sound of that? Palin’s Trump. It would sound like Palin has trumped. Sarah Palin would not fart. Oh my, if she did it would not smell… No, scrub that, it will have to be Trump Palin. Oh no, that would sound like Trump has farted a Palin out… ah well, it wouldn’t smell”.
Sarah Palin’s Brazilian Comb Over
[Censored for reasons of good taste].
There is not enough booze in the world and even after a night of drinking Manhattan’s, Palin would still disgust me.
I think Trump and Palin should both run–very fast and very far away.
AAT just a note to inform you that the point of humor, is to actually have humor for content. There is an old saying, the” mother of idiots is always pregnant” ,so how is your mom these days. I showed this to one of my younger grandkids, and she gave it an F (and she goes to public school no less) Her parting words were “thats awful”. Just so you know, I am not commenting on you thesis, just your composition.
Enigmatic you must be a very boring grandparent. You don’t rate much higher as a person either. Since when has it been up to you to mark comedy? You probably don’t even see the humour in your pathetic attempts to put one over on us lot.
If the term “Palin’s Trump” doesn’t have you crack a smile then you are taking life too seriously. Are you stating that there is nothing at all humorous in the statement: Sarah Palin’s farts don’t smell ?
If what you say actually took place then your young grandchild said what was expected. You inadequate nerd, you almost certainly asked a loaded question. Whatever. Just so you know, the merit of the piece is that it took about five minutes to conceive of, type out and publish.
Here’s an idea, bore your grandchild more and show it some of your comments…s/he’ll say they are very good no doubt. P*ss off you old codger…..
AAT I must say I am impressed, your retort to my content was cogent, thoughtful and precise. I would encourge you to display such diligence in the body of your articles, then they would be worth the read. As I stated I was not arguing with your premise, only the construction.
Enigmatic – AAT can’t produce anything intelligent, look at their reponses. They are Mediamatters drive-by squads who can’t vote in a US election anyway. They are from the UK and have NO understanding of US Politics.
You’ve got AAT in a twitter, Enigmatic. Its self-importance knows no bounds.
@Effer the Tosser – We have not had time to reply to Enigmatic and we are not important. This does not equate with us being in a twitter (whatever that means). You however, based on a comment you left elsewhere, have lost it. We would wager that this is because you are a pathetic, inadequate and unfulfilled little man.
You are not important either but you are overly offensive. We have removed your comment and we will be making a complaint and IP address investigation. Idiots like you will not be tolerated.
Good luck with that, AAT.
Have you considered consulting a dictionary since you\’re not very well versed in the mother tongue? Your laughable attempts at psychoanalysis are just as funny as your poor excuses for articles.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/twitter
Tolerate this.
@ F Head Tosser (abbreviated)
Thanks for the link but it did not give a definition for “in a twitter” perhaps you meant “in a fluster” whatever you meant it was a novel use of language – which we appreciate even if it was accidental. You are a funny little man. What did you do online before you discovered us? Has the penny dropped yet? You have been trolled. We appreciate your deranged comments (all but those we have had to delete because of the obscenities they contained – the mark of an inadequate man in my opinion and all of us in the AAT office at the moment). Keep them coming. At least we can divert your attention from those you bully…
Pastor Phelps Turd Burgled
http://newsflavor.com/alternative/pastor-phelps-turd-burgled/
Those I bully? That began with you and your false impersonation of the Ulsterman Report…and did I understand you correctly or did you just admit to being behind a troll operation and that the AAT “office” contains nothing but “inadequate men?” LOL, keep ‘em coming.
You playing coy by feigning adherence to concepts of being prude is also quite comical.
in 2008 we had an old man or a woman or a foreigner from kenya to vote for and it was a 50/50 vote split between the old man and the kenyan, in 2012 the choices will be the same: dumb or dumber! I plan on voting for the pundit who will not publicly display his birth certificate on the internet so that he can continue driving our country into bankruptcy by taxing the rich and giving to the poor, class equalization is what it is all about, sitting at home getting free health care, free food stamps, free welfare while those who believe america from yesteryear keep working to the bone taking care of me,..
Hey bum – you need to remember that the economic mess was made by George W Bush and the greedy rich in the first place. Don’t complain about measures to take back what the rich have stolen from hard working people… rejoice!
YOU need to remember that the economic mess is made by Barry H Obama and the Democrats and the propaganda media CNN, NBC, ABC and CBS.
@Bummer YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT –
Obama inherited the deficit from the W Bush administration.
Pay attention to the Tea Party who act like spoilt children who won’t let anyone play with their toys or, if they can’t play with them, they’ll make sure nobody else can.
Obama also inherited two wars and their cost but never mention that.