An Ulsterman Report | Sarah Palin Donald Trump Dream Ticket for 2012
An interview with one of the most influential pundits in the world on the dream ticket for the Republicans. Yes, Ulsterman has thought about it, talked to his imaginary friends and gone for the turd rolled in glitter choice.
The Ulsterman broke cover today and agreed to an interview with AndAnotherThing’s CEO Wilma Proops. It cost us dear. We paid the old bigot $5 and a bottle of hooch. The words below are from are transcript and answer questions too obvious to state.
Sarah Palin for President
“I happen to know that Sarah Palin is an intelligent woman. Just you lot of lefty Obama lovers wait. Sarah Palin is not only the best looking President America has ever had but she is stylish too. Who cares if she has no policies she just has to fluff her words and it makes my heart flutter…[swigs from the bottle of hooch] My heart goes boom batty boom batty boom batty boom batty boom batty boom batty boom…”
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Donald Trump for Vice President
“[Finishes a long belch] Yes, not many people have Donald Trump down as a number two. He’s a number one. Ask Ivanka Trump or any of the Trumps he employs in Trump Tower. Trump knows about trumping. Did I say trumping? Cut that, I meant to say bling. Trump knows about bling. If it is not gold plated put it in the trash. I’m worried there might be a scandal when Sarah dumps Todd for a go at Trump. Sex and politics doesn’t mix. Though, I wouldn’t say no to a piece of Palin… [inappropriate groin rubbing]… Where was I?”
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The Palin Trump Combination
I know that the Palin President, Trump Vice President ticket is hard to swallow but Trump’s a turd that needs rolling in Palin’s glitter. Hang on… what about the sound of that? Palin’s Trump. It would sound like Palin has trumped. Sarah Palin would not fart. Oh my, if she did it would not smell… No, scrub that, it will have to be Trump Palin. Oh no, that would sound like Trump has farted a Palin out… ah well, it wouldn’t smell”.
Sarah Palin’s Brazilian Comb Over
[Censored for reasons of good taste].