Michele Bachmann The Art of Clap Trap and Her Political Membership
Published by AndAnotherThing on September 16, 2011 in US Politics-
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Michele Bachmann will soon be as famous as Sarah Palin. We look at Bachmann’s style of oratory and answer the question: Is Michele Bachmann playing with a full hand? This article includes an amazing video of Michele Bachmann.
Questions: Is Michele Bachmann Playing with a Full Hand?
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Image via Wikipedia | Michele Bachmann a Monster Raving Loony
Well is she, Michele Bachmann that is, playing with a full hand? Are her lights on and is there someone at home or are the lights on while the person is out? Is Michele Bachmann a sandwich short of a picnic or is she a spanner short of a tool box? Does Michele Bachmann have both oars in the water? Is she away with the fairies or is Michele Bachmann just out for lunch? Would you say Michele Bachman is raving mad or is she a candidate of the Monster Raving Loony Party?
Answers: Is Michele Bachmann Playing with a Full Hand?
No, Michele Bachmann is not playing with a full hand. Her lights are on but she is locked out. She is missing a snadwich from her picnic and a spanner (and, come to think of it, several screws) are missing from her tool box. As to her oars, Bachmann has difficulty keeping one in and, because she lost the other, never has both in the water at the same time. Bachmann is on tour with the fairies and still at the long lunch she started two years ago after consulting with God Almighty and Her Husband (who is a man and has always been a man since the day he was born no matter what the Gay Hate Mafia say about this arch-homophobe). Michele Bachmann is as nutty as a fruit cake or, in other words, she is totally mad.
We can report however, and with little or no sadness, that Michele Bachmann, although she might become next president of the United States, is not a member of the Monster raving Loony Party and will never be a member of the Monster Raving Loony Party. How do I know she is not a member and never will be? Because the Monster Raving Loony Party does not accept actual white supremacist fascists as members. The UK’s preeminent political party would not touch Michele Bachmann with a barge pole.
Michele Bachmann and the Art of Claptrap
Michele Bachmann has a unique style of oratory. It has been compared to that of the leading speakers in Bedlam. There is little substance it is all I, I, I and me, me, me with God Almighty and her husband (the real man husband who were joined togther in holy matrimony like gays and lesbians should not be) filling in the gaps a bit like cement nowdays or daub in days gone by. Here is an excellent example of Bachmann displaying this sacred Art of Claptrap:
nice info..
Will nobody defend Michele Bachmann? Will nobody speak up for her performance in the video above? Seems not.
OMG just watched the video. Michele Bachmann is completely mad. She fasts while making decisions. This means she actually starves herself and denies her body and brain its necessary nutriments. How can we allow such a women with such a bizarre way of making decisions to even run for the president of the USA?
If you haven’t watched the video in the article above you need to. After that you need to tell people about it. America would not survive such a person’s presidency.
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I think your claim that Michele Bachmann knows about the “Art of Clap Trap” does clap trap a disservice.
Michele Bachmann has a direct line to our Lord and she calls him by not eating. This is not madness but it is holy. This is not claptrap byt the gift of holy communication. Did you know that people all over the world who don’t speak American know what Michele is saying? She has the gift of tongues!
Being holy is a good defense against madness and you should not cast stones at madness. Jesus Christ will strike you down if you do not change your ways. Repent AndAnotherThing. Repent!
Thank you for your comments Karen but as I am now repenting my sins I cannot but refute your comment and the entire article. Michele Bachmann is obviously a very holy woman and needs to be understood like that. Fortunately God’s Own People have put me right on this matter.
The video above does not feature a screaming loony who need to be locked up but the next POTUS. OMFG!!
God’s Own People I forgot to thank you too! May the Lord strike me down! We need to thank you for the inspiration for an article based in the life of Michele Bachmann. This is not a hagiography for there is not one member of the AAT team who has an iota of holy spirit within them – and if they did they’d be sacked. No, this is something a little more commercial which the world needs especially the fat ass American world and the world of their fat ass cousins across the pond. God Bless GOP and allow them to be dictators.