Obama, Birth Certificates and Guns
Hello my American friends. There’s been a lot of talk about Obama’s birth certificate. Everywhere I turn my head on the internet here are more political articles about how he’s the antichrist and all that. Well I have news for you. No one cares.
America, what the hell is wrong with you? You’re going through a major economic crysis and the best you can do is to hurl idiotic abuse at your own president? Yes everyone does it all over the world. But look here. Running around proclaiming your president to be the antichrist is something people do when they’re drunk. That’s fine, really. When you go to the trouble of giving that theory serious thought, and scouring the internet for evidence, and posting said “evidence” online, that’s only funny if you’re trolling, and even so it wears out quick. When you actually believe that drivel, well, congratulations for failing so hard at life.
You ‘merkins should be united at trying to plug the enourmous hole in your economy instead of whining about how you’re not allowed to have even more guns. Look. Screw the guns mmkay? If you really feel the need to own a barn full of them when you live in the middle of the Arizona desert, and then claim they are only to protect your family in case the country gets invaded by a bunch of ragheads, please, just go play paintbal with your mates and sort out that hormone problem.
This is why you are seen as retards by the rest of the world these days. That’s sad. Yes happily these people are a minority, so the fat stupid extremist Republicans don’t represent the average american. I’ve met many and they’re not even close. But please, stupid fat american Palin-loving gun nuts. Stop whining about Obama and go do something useful. Like working. That is all. And do realise this is a rant. No, I don’t care for your comments of how Obama is turning America into the Soviet Union. That’s the whole point. No one cares. So please shut the hell up and stop giving your own country a bad name.