The Sarah Palin Insider on The Christmas Decorations by Sarah Palin
Published by AndAnotherThing on December 16, 2010 in US Politics-
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Hear all about the Christmas decorations in Sarah Palin’s Alaska home. See some photographs smuggled out of the Palin house. We reproduce the photos, the notes scribbled on their reverse in the handwriting of Sarah Palin and extracts from yet more from the tapes of the Palins supplied by Xanadu. Xanadu is the Sarah Palin Insider and this article is dynamite!
This is the latest instalment from The Sarah Palin Insider. Links to previous Sarah Palin Insider articles have been added at the foot of this article.
Picture 1 The Christmas Tree which was in the Palin House
Image via Wikipedia This was the tree in the Palin household before Sarah Palin had it “timbered” and replaced with baubles festooned with her mugshot (depicted below). Baubles and bunting featuring this same mugshot will be on sale next Christmas for your homes too! Read more about this below!
Picture 2 Sarah “Grizzly Bear” Palin
Image via Wikipedia ”I chose to have this picture of myself superimposed on my Christmas tree baubles and Christmas bunting because it expresses my complex personality” said Sarah Palin after trashing the first Christmas tree erected in the Palin’s Alaska home. “This photograph shows that I can be feminine in pearls and matching dangling earrings, secretarial in my sec’s specs and outdoorsy in my no nonsense jacket”. Our source inside the Sarah Palin household believes that Mrs Palin has plans afoot to sell her own style Christmas decorations (baubles and bunting with this photo on them) next year. “There’s a lot of money in selling trashy goods to trashy people” remarked Sarah Palin.
Picture 3 “Me, Sarah Palin, Not Posing for the Camera and if you say I am then you are a Marxist!
Image via Wikipedia ”People said I only attended that do for poor kids at Christmas 2006 because I wanted to pose for the camera and get some pictures out to sort of people who must support me if I am to get anywhere. Honestly, do I look like I am posing for the camera in this photograph? Someone said I did look like I was posing but I reckoned he must be a Marxist. One woman accused me of “manipoolatin’ the modia” or some such nonsense. She said it on a radio phone in. I didn’t take it to heart as I knew she was jealous of me and most likely fat and ugly”
Picture 4 Todd Palin as Santa Claus wearing a pair of his wife’s
Image via Wikipedia Tod Palin dressed as Santa Claus. Have you spotted that he is wearing a pair of his wife’s spectacles?
Picture 5 The Santa Sarah Blew for the Orphans of non-Marxists
Image via Wikipedia Sarah Palin blew up this Santa herself. She wasn’t going to let a breakdown in the air machine get in her way. “Air” she said “I can produce a fair amount of that myself!” Mrs Palin is very generous and wanted this blow up Santa where the children from the Orphanage (”those who can prove they are not the children of Marxists”) can see it.
Picture 6 Dick Cheney as Santa Claus
Image via Wikipedia Dick Cheney dressed up as Santa Claus and ready to drop down Sarah Palin’s chimney. “There’s loads of oil in Alaska” chirps Dick “and we don’t have to go to war to get it!”
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