Ulsterman Admits Being CIA Agent After a Painful Torture Sponsored by President Obama
Published by seiva7 on June 17, 2011 in US Politics-
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Ulsterman Admits Being CIA Agent After a Painful Torture Sponsored by President Obama…
Ulsterman is a CIA hoax!
Ulsterman Admits Being CIA Agent After a Painful Torture Sponsored by President Obama…
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Finally!
Ulsterman has been uncovered!
You probably already heard about Ulsterman winning $5 dinner with President Obama (taxpayer’s money)…
Well, during that dinner Obama casually slipped some slow reacting poison to Ulsterman’s two-tail lobster.
While Ulsterman was focused on the second main meal (Canadian ribs), Obama put unknown white substance into Ulsterman’s “Crystal”.
It is believed that the white substance was more of a personal revenge because the poison already started to work at the time.
Ulsterman begun to feel dizzy soon after the desert (Presidential Cheese Cake) while Barack Obama left the premises…
It was time for the guys in black to takeover.
From confidential sources I hear that they were thinking about hiring Blackwater insurance company special members but were afraid they will kill too many innocent civilians…
Anyway, unknown paid thugs tortured Ulsterman and he admit!
Ulsterman is a CIA hoax!
Shocking White House Insider: Ulsterman Wins $5 Dinner with Barack Obama Offered by Obama Campaign!
White House Insider: Obama is Undermining The Foundation of The USA Republic!
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Ulsterman … phew! He’s no Ulsterman as he’s not protestant sectarian northern irish… so yeah…. go for it as he’s just a storyteller… not a good one really so how does he get the views? Beats me!
thank you rosettaartist, sometimes I think the same…
yes, but he survived the ordeal. Perhaps he just lay back and thought about Sarah Palin . . . in a romanatic way . . .
I meant romantic but romaniac is not bad in a Palin context
I meant romantic – but thinking about Palin romaniac works too