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Wow! What a scoop! Mitt Romney (Mr. Money Bags himself) is to withdraw from the battle to become Republican Nomination. Why is Mitt retreating from the campaign? Read on to find out.

Mitt Romney (Photo credit: Dave Delay)

Mitt Romney – Caricature (Photo credit: DonkeyHotey)

The State of Mitt Romney’s Candidacy for President of the United States of America

Most gambling Republicans and a good proportion of non-Republicans too had placed a bet that Romney would proceed to become the official Republican candidate in the 2012 presidential elections. Mitt Romney was a dead cert. Even after it was revealed that Romney pays less than half the amount of tax than teachers, American police, American soldiers, postal workers, factory workers Romney held on tight.

Mitt Romney – The King of Bain (Photo credit: DonkeyHotey)

Romney Survived but Odds were Shortening

Even when it was revealed that Romney enjoyed sacking people and had no conscience about how they managed in the current Republican led economic disaster the faithful in the Republican party remained supportive and Mitt Romney proceeded. Even when it was widely reported that Mitt Romney was guilty of homophobia he looked solid. Romney looked solid when he was glitter bombed in Minnesota. Even when it became common knowledge that Romney had been guilty of cruelty to his family’s loyal and loving Irish Setter dog the Republicans forgave him.

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So Why is Mitt Romney Withdrawing from the Republican Race?

Romney is withdrawing because he is bored of the stupid Americans who support him. Plain and simple, perhaps hard to believe but true. Romney could be bored of YOU!