White House Insider | The Obama Plan Part Four

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Ulsterman: So how can I rubbish Obama’s involvement in Libya?

White House Insider: How do you mean?

Ulsterman: I mean that it looks as if Col Muammar Gaddafi has been defeated without the involvement of American troops on the ground. 

White House Insider: But that’s a good thing isn’t it? I mean no American troops dead.

Ulsterman: It is not a good thing if George W Bush committed tens of thousands of troops to Afghanistan and even more to Iraq. Not if George W Bush (with a little help from his poodle Tony Blair the Gaddafi embracing warmonger)

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sent in troops and has kept them in Afghanistan since 2002 and in Iraq since 2003 and has seen a few thousand flown home in body bags and even more injured and still more ****ed up! Obama’s involvement in Libya hasn’t killed any Americans but Libya is transforming into a country which is acceptable to its people, it is not anti-American and after elections it will not require any further American involvement. This is a difficult situation – next thing that man of color will be given a Peace Prize or something.

White House Insider: Sorry to have to remind you Ulsterman but that man of color, the 44th president of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama has already received a peace prize.

Ulsterman: But surely not a peace prize of any significance, hey White House Insider.

White House Insider: Actually the biggest, most prestigious peace prize in the world. Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Ulsterman: Remind me what I am paying you for?

White House Insider: Information.

Ulsterman: Information, I don’t think so.

White House Insider: Lies, lies and more lies?

Ulsterman: That’s more like it so give me some lies about America’s involvement in Libya.

White House Insider: I haven’t made any lies up about Libya yet but I know a few things that W Bush got out of Iraq that Obama has not got from Libya.

Ulsterman: That might do. What?

White House Insider: Bush cronies made huge fortunes from supplying Iraq. Bush cronies made huge fortunes from rebuilding Iraq and rebuilding parts after they were blown up again and again and again and…

Ulsterman: I get the picture: cronies making huge fortunes again and again and again… but what else?

White House Insider: You can’t underestimate the fortunes made by the destruction of the Iraqi infrastructure and that hasn’t happened in Libya!

Ulsterman: Good point Whitey.

White House Insider: There’s more.

Ulsterman: Please tell me Whitey.

White House Insider: In Iraq the police and army were disbanded. This meant that trained men of fighting age were made to reintegrate without jobs or pay in the community. Then of course, when they saw all the suffering America and her allies caused in their country, they were able to attack our forces and we were assured of prolonging the war in Iraq. It has been going on for more than eight years now and cronies have been skimming off all the time.

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Ulsterman: And, of course, Obama isn’t doing this in Libya.

White House Insider: Not one American had died in Libya. No American ground troops have been committed. Infrastructure has not been targeted. Police and army have not been disbanded.  

Ulsterman: Yes, it looks bad for Obama.

White House Insider: And don’t forget that the stupid racists in America have forgotten that it was Bush who caused the wars and the recession.

Ulsterman: Yes, I can work with all this. Great, thanks for talking to me.

White House Insider: I’m always here if you need me. Just have a few whiskies and look in the bathroom mirror and I’ll be here. You don’t even have to go to the White House and anyway I wouldn’t be there. I’m in your head Ulsterman I eat your brain cells and churn out your lies.

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