Why Republicans are Smarter Than Democrats

1. Democrats are not smart.

2.  Scientists have proved to be smarter than democrats.

3.  All the good presidents were republicans.

4.  The current President is a democrat (that pretty much explains everything right there).

5.  Red states are smarter than blue states (so if your a democrat in a red state, you lucked out).

6.  An awful lot of democrats have been blond.

7.  Jedi are not the knights of the democrat, they are the knight of the republic.

8.  Republicans are usually Pro Life (they go against abortion). 

9.  The biggest two states are made up mainly of republicans

   If you disagree, agree, or have more reasons republicans are smartter, please leave a comment.

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