President Obama’s and Ex – President Bill Clinton’s Secret Talk
Yes, these two personalities met privately and discussed some important matters and later addressed a Press conference as well. What did they talk? A little boy named Bull had secretly recorded their secret talk and wants to expose their secret to the world.
President Obama and ex President Bill Clinton’s secret talk
Yes, the current and ex did meet in private without any aides and without any eavesdropping (they think so !) and talked about a lot of things. Later they gave a press conference about what they talked about. Obama said his concern was about jobs and his tax plan. Clinton didn’t agree on many approaches.
A little boy named Bull (No, there is no spelling mistake !) was eavesdropping on their pow-wow with his voice recorder. He had hidden a small transmitter device in the crevices of the sofa set and he was sitting behind a Bush in the adjoining garden and had recorded their talk in his baby voice recorder. Bull has a different story to tell the world. “They didn’t talk Politics. They talked something else. If you don’t believe me, listen to their sentences. Here is the transcript of what they actually talked”.
And here is his scoop:
Hi Barack. How di U?
Fine, Bill. And you OK?
What did you have for breakfast, brother?
Oh, the usual stuff. Mitchell didn’t give anything new, you know”
Does Hillary…. You know Hillary…. Don’t you ? My Secretary of State?
Yes, yes. She is my wife, remember?
Oh, Sorry Bill. Completely forgot she is your wife? How is she?
Well you should know. She keeps meeting you almost daily, doesn’t she?
Honestly Bill, I must confess I never ask her, “How are you feeling ? But get down to business straightway. It’s a bad habit on my part. From tomorrow I shall find out first thing in the morning, how she is feeling. OK?”
OK, Barack. She told me, she is all right.
Bill, did Hillary play marbles when she was in school?
She should have. All of us have played marbles, haven’t we?
Yes, yes. Actually, if you hadn’t played marbles you should be considered a book worm, you see?
Were you a book worm, Bill?
Never. Barack. Not till I went to Law school. And how about you?
Sort of, you know? Scored good marks. My teacher always patted me for doing well in all monthly tests.
Good. My teacher used to twist my ears for making too many spelling mistakes. What’s her name? What’s…? Yes, Yes, Margaret Thatcher, I think
Was she a bully, Bill?
Well, yes and no. But she is a good lady. She became Prime Minister of UK, you know?
Did she? I am very bad at remembering dates, you see? When was she PM?
Barack, Barack, it’s 10 a.m. Time for our Press conference. The journalists are waiting. They are naughty chaps, don’t you know? If they have to wait an extra minute they would grumble and write all sorts of things in the papers. So, hurry. By the way have you in your pocket what you have to tell from your side? Your Ghost writer would have give it to you.
Yes, of course, I have it in my pocket, Bill . I haven’t read it though. And have you?
Well I don’t need any notes or aid de memoire, you know Bill? I can talk just like that. I did so in the Indian Parliament for full 45 minutes when I visited India last month. The Indians were amazed at my extempore speech.
Oh is it? I am glad, you are an American. All right, hurry. These journalists have started consulting their watch already.
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P.S. Bull was laughing in his sleeves when he witnessed the official Press conference.