20 New Signs for the New Year

We see signs everywhere we go. We see signs that say stop and signs that say go. We see signs that say slow down and signs that say danger ahead. Here are twenty new signs that we might see for the New Year.

1. Unemployment Zone – Once you enter this zone, head straight to the unemployment line.
2. Infrastructure Sucks – Pot holes ahead. Bridges are crumbling.
3. Foreclosure Alert – Goodbye home.
4. Closing Shops Ahead – Vacant buildings. Little traffic or reason to drive through.
5. Bailout Blues – Watch out for the shiny dollars signs ahead.
6. Caution: Big Bankruptcy – Major corporation has big for sale or lease sign out by their property.
7. Slow Down Economy – Feeling of tiredness and hopelessness.
8. Warning: CEO’s Ahead – Look for big headed people ahead.
9. Beware: Corporate Jets – Loud sounds from above can affect your concentration.
10. Credit Crunch – Hear the sounds of bankers shouting, “You are not approved.”
11. Gas Guzzlers Beware – Your car is being targeted for a big traffic ticket.
12. Yield: Monetary Policy – Look where all the money has gone off to.
13. Greed Alert – Another dollar sign with an executive giving you the finger.
14. Broken Tax System Ahead – Watch out for angry taxpayers.
15. Go Broke – No driving zone. Just walk.
16. Health Care Crisis Alert – Go to the nearest emergency entrance only.
17. Cell Phones Off – Cops are ticketing.
18. No Passing Rich Guys – Look for the fancy sports cars and the stuck up appearances.
19. Proceed to Profile Destination – You are now a marked man or woman.
20. Safety Belts On: Safety Net Off – Stay safe in your seat. You may not be safe once you leave your vehicle.