Breaking News: Michael Jackson’s Death a Hoax
Got us all again…
It was only a matter of time. America has a grieving process when it comes to losing one of our beloved celebrities. We analyze, sensationalize, and then we deny. The list of celebrities who have passed on only to be brought back to life by the rumur mill goes on and on, and now Michael Jackson has been added to the list as rumors now circulate the internet that the entire thing was a huge hoax.
Perhaps we just live in a fantasy world fueled by media, or perhaps we as the TiVo nation simply have an attention span so short that we have to manufacture our own news. Whatever the reason, the stories of celebrities who have cheated death in this manner is entertaining. It’s what we do, right?
But upon further investigation, it would appear there is actual serious documentation:
It all makes sense, if you look at it. New tour, dying career, fear of failure. All it took is dying to suddenly make him one of the most loved people in the world again. So, according to online sources, expect a ‘revival’ from the King of Pop in the near future. In the meantime, he will continue to stay hidden in the most exclusive of resorts, with a few other fairly well known artists; namely Elvis, 2pac, and Biggie Smalls.