Greenhouse Effect: The Disabled are to Blame

It’s an undeniable fact that those with physical disabilities in our society are the ones who are to blame for The Greenhouse Effect. How you ask? Well read on and decide for yourself …

Mobility Scooters [or Mobile Nut Crushers as I prefer to call them after having been ran into on more than one occasion] need huge amounts of electricity to run them, which means plugging them into an electrical outlet, which in turn means using electricity. In turn, the power stations need to burn more fossil fuel and this causes global warming. See what I mean?

Now having said that, mobility scooters are not only unfriendly eco wise but, they’re downright dangerous to pedestrians. There’s more than one bloke out there who’s had a close encounter with one of these Mobile Nut Crushers, and let me tell you – it brings a tear to the eyes! And I’m not saying this just because I’ve been personally attacked by one of them, no, I’m saying it to foreworn the male populace. I’m nice that way …

The worst mobility scooter offenders are those grannies who race along the pavement without a care in the world. I’m sure you’ve seen them all dressed up and speeding to their local Bingo Hall so’s not to miss the first game. These offenders need policing, especially the drunken ones racing back home from their bingo session all liquored up!

Whilst I’m at it, have you seen the latest scooter models? They’ve been designed purely for speed! Perish the thought of being struck by one of these high-powered monsters! Just take a look at one example below, you’ll see what I mean …

And then there’s the Specialist Scooters – super nut crushers more like! [See below for picture and details.]

Oh yes, that’s right, give the old girls even more performance, with elegant styling. I’m guessing this model’s built for the affluent type and not for your average Hell’s Angels wannabe. I think I know what you’re thinking right now, yet trust me, give it time and I bet the old dears form their very own chapter of scooter users. A word of warning to all you bikers out there, these old gals are coming …

Okay, you now know the truth about The Greenhouse Effect and it’s cause. So how about organising a nationwide march in protest of these hooligans? And make our pavements safer!

If you’ve read this far then you appreciate a good sense of humour. Thank you.