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Senator John McCain is being touted as the candidate with the experience and the knowledge to deal with foreign policy in some of the most troubled spots on Earth. But, he doesn’t seem to know how many houses he owns. Maybe he just hasn’t been to all of them yet.

John McCain is being touted as having quite the handle on foreign policy because he’s “been there, done that”, but is that a valid argument when the guy can’t even answer a simple question about how many homes he owns?

John Knows Georgia

Senator McCain is intimately familiar with the situation in Georgia and South Ossetia if his supporters are to be believed. I mean, the man’s been there, people! Come on, if a guy has been somewhere and talked to a few of the people around there, he knows everything about it, right?

John Knows Iraq

Again, Senator McCain has been to Iraq several times. He’s had his picture taken with the troops, walked around on the ground and knows the place like the back of his hand. He knows what’s best for the Iraqis and what’s going on in that part of the world because, dammit people, he’s been there. Hell, he could probably even run the war in Iraq and Afghanistan without consulting his staff.

John Knows Israel

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Senator McCain has been to Israel on several occasions and because of that we Americans can rest assured that simply his visits to Israel make him an expert on the subject of the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. I mean, the guy has been there right?

John Knows Economics

Senator McCain knows all about economics despite having said earlier in the campaign that economics was, “not his thing”. Since then, of course, Senator McCain has visited Economicstan and now is an expert in the subject.

John Knows Dirty Politics

John knows all about dirty politics. He, of course, has been the victim of it before. Who could forget the push polling in South Carolina? But, he’d never visited there before so he didn’t know about it. However, once he visited ParisHiltonabad and compared his opponent to a rock star, now he has a real handle on what it takes to get down in the mud and wallow like Karl Rove.

John Doesn’t Know…

About the number of houses he owns. Maybe that’s just because he hasn’t been to all of them yet. Because, let’s face it, a person doesn’t become an expert on something unless he has, “been there, done that”.

I am assuming, of course, that everyone realizes that Senator John McCain should be even more familiar with the number of properties he owns than he is with the situation in Iraq, Georgia and Afghanistan. If he doesn’t know about his own personal finances and his own personal property, do we really trust him to handle the country’s finances and property?

Think about it.