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Some of the people who did not win the Nobel Prize.

As the President himself admitted there are many people out there who did not receive the Nobel Peace Prize or any other prize for this matter. In fact, many studies show that the number of people who did not receive the Nobel Prize exceeds the number of those who did. In other words, the people who did not receive the Nobel Prize are the majority and as such deserve some recognition. This is the purpose of this article – to mention the people who did not win the Nobel Prize which, for lack of a better term, we call the Nobel Prize Losers. We cannot, of course, mention here all of them, but we can and will mention some of the most prominent ones.

These people who, in our humble opinion, should be inducted into a hall (or a hole) of something, preferably located in Cleveland, are:

  1. Osama Bin Ladin (aka “Satan”)
  2. Mahmood Ahmadinejad (aka “The Idiot”)
  3. Rush Limbaugh (aka “The Fat Ass”)
  4. Dick Cheney (aka “The Ex”)
  5. Kanye West  (aka “The Jackass”)
  6. Bernie Madoff (”The SOB”)
  7. David Letterman (”The Pimp”)
  8. Eliot Spitzer (”The Horny”)
  9. Hillary Clinton (aka “The Bitch”)
  10. Bill Clinton (aka “The Sleezy”)

In order to save them the embarrassment of being recognized by the public, which many celelbrities complain about, and due to our own laziness we have decided not to post their pictures here, but don’t worry – you didn’t miss anything.