Recession and Trouble Can be Blamed on the Poor
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A satirical look at the way people think about life and politics and who causes the problems that exist in the world.
I think you can pretty much blame the recession on poor people for not creating viable businesses of their own to compete with the bad ones that failed. Their lack of resourcefulness led to a non-competitive market of poor quality companies because the poor did not create any quality companies of their own to compete with the failing and ailing companies. Therefore the rich are obviously blameless and the recession can be placed squarely on the lazy, useless, poors’ shoulders. Jeez, get a life poor people.
The rich have been legitimately taking it easy due to the lack of competition from the poor. The rich take their vacations, give each other huge bonuses, and steal money while the poor have been deceitfully having babies, living paycheck to paycheck, and not going to school and creating viable alternatives to the rich peoples’ bastions of inefficiency in the global economy. The rich corporations had no competition from the poor people so therefore were understandably set back in the global market place. Just another example of how we can blame the poor for the inadequacies of the rich who are of course faultless and adequate. It is only through the shortcomings of the poor that the rich fail.
While the rich have been dutifully dictating to the poor about personal responsibility for over a decade the poor have been undutifully engaging in sloth and not bettering themselves. What therefore could, “the rich” do but take advantage of the situation. “The poor” cry foul but who do they really have to blame but themselves.
Who are “the rich” anyways and who are “the poor”? Well people need to be able to look down on someone to make themselves feel better about themselves so therefore “the rich” are the ones looking down on people and “the poor” are the ones being looked down on. Don’t be quick to judge these “rich” as judgmental, arrogant, short-sighted, and egotistical however because “the poor” are just complainers who blame their position in life on society and not on their own poor choices and decision making. Therefore anyone who complains is “the poor” and anyone who is happy and goal oriented is “the rich.”
Society is never to blame. All of people’s problems are due to their own choices and really the choices of the lazy, sloth-like, poor degenerate class.
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I like your writing style and sense of humor!
You may have considered this to be humor and yes, it is funny. But someimes fiction is stranger than fact. What I am trying to say is that the comical hypothesis of your article is actually correct. It is the poor (or perhaps I should say the masses) that have taken a back seat in this country. They must run their homes like a business to succeed. If a family is not profitable then neither is the world. Think about it.