Sifu Dansac Explains the News

Really, Laui, it is quite insulting the way you leaders treat you, assume you all so stupid and gullible, fall for bullshit news every day of the week.

WHAT SET SIFU OFF THIS TIME?

This week, three car bomb found in UK; two in London and one in Scotland. Two in London not go off, one in Scotland explode but hurt nobody. There is no evidence, no intelligence and no prior warning; it as if ninjas plant these bombs, invisible ninjas with special invisibility powers that leave no trace.

Sifu can well believe that such ninjas might have such amazing skills of shinobi-no-jutsu; what is amazing however, is that UK Police, from zero evidence and no clue, have already arrest seven people. Incredible! Within forty-eight hours, Laui police are know who is do what, when, how and where they go to hide afterwards!

HOW STUPID DO THEY THINK YOU ARE?

It all total bolloxs Laui! It is lies, it is all rubbish; if no evidence, police take month or year to find them own ass with both hands, let alone catch seven suspect in two days. How come man can be mug, identify mugger in line-up, back up by CCTV, mugger fingerprints on wallet, and still not enough evidence get to court?

Yet, amazing wonder of incredulity, police suddenly snap fingers and pull seven suspect out of nowhere along with new power of arrest! So police got no evidence and no clue, no intelligence at all, what them do? Police claim new powers not need any evidence! It all so fucking transparent, Laui; Gordon Brown is start new job with bullshit terrorist scare, frighten all you Laui into obey!

Seriously, do you believe good traffic warden find bomb? Hah! Spin! That is fucking spin if ever Sifu see it! No one hurt in Glasgow bomb? Boy, you some pretty lucky Laui; bomb find but not go off, no one hurt, traffic wardens and public servants all do them job so well, citizen be strong and vigilant… Laui, Hitler wrote shit like this right before WWII; it is tissue of lies! There was no bomb; MI5 plant it, British Intelligence plant it, maybe Gordon Brown give order himself for planting bomb; the timing, Laui, the police statements, the five suspect suddenly pick up out of nowhere, fact that no-one hurt and plain bullshit spouted by media all total prove that this whole thing is bullshit! It is made up, Laui; made up to deceive you and make you scared! Sifu is angry because it so obvious this time; propaganda is elegant art of weave truth and lies together, but this is not even spin, it is plain, unabashed, unapologetic barefaced lies!

If you people are this dumb, Sifu puzzle why him own plan to overthrow world have not yet succeed; it is fascist plot steal you civil rights, Laui; it is big business fund totalitarian police state for to make human being cog in money-machine! Goodness sake Laui, it go too far already! England is become police state, are you people blind? Is Sifu the only man who can see? No, so why you all sit quiet, nod you head and go “oh yes, terrible, the way things are these days…”

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TERRORISM!

There is no such thing; it is crap, it is all made up; Capitalist system require citizens live in fear of outside attack, that is historical fact. If you not think so, study history; Sifu not got time to explain to ignorant slave of system; politicize yourself, Laui, and then come back, or else take Sifu word right here and now; the fear and cowardice of the people en mass is the only justification government has for its own existence!

That right; crime always on the rise, always crime wave, streets never safe… Rubbish! Streets safer now, people more rich, more CCTV; crime worse in 1990’s than in modern day, and historically, crime always about the same. Reason for media scream hysterical crime wave is simple; if no crime, then we don’t need no police, don’t need to pay no more taxes or answer to government busybody in policeman hat!

Terrorism is a lie; occasional anarchist bomb not endanger people; USA and UK bomb living shit out of everyone, that what endanger people. Hell of lot more bombs thrown by US military and UK ally in last year alone than in entire history of so-called terrorists in whole wide world ever! More money spent on bombing foreign country with US bombs than would be cost of repairing damage from occasional “terrorist” bomb! More people hurt and maim by “war on terror” than have ever been hurt by terrorist no matter what them cause.

CAPITALISM IS THE ONLY TERROR

There is no such thing as terrorism, Laui; you leaders made it up for the same reason them invent crime; keep you scared, keep you obedient, keep you working for to pay taxes, taxes that go to buy bombs. Bombing other countries is biggest business in whole world Laui, and you rich bastard leaders want to keep it that way, so them lie to you all day, every day, and you swallow it all!

Sifu is not here for explain difficult politics, only for point out bloody obvious! That you leaders are fascist psychopaths hell-bent on lay waste to the Earth is undeniable fact! They are lie to you every day, they are invent terrorism and sell it to you only for to sell the cure; the cure, they tell you, is more police, more CCTV, more government control, more legislation, less civil liberties, less freedom… This will cure no one, Laui, because both the lie of terrorism and the lie of government pretend to protect you are all part of same disease; disease is call capitalism, disease is call fascism; whole point is to control you, keep you poor, lock you up in little box and make you behave.

It always start with new police power protect you from imaginary danger, but end is always the same; sooner or later, you government will be herd people into fucking gas-chambers, Laui, that where it all lead. Millions will die before enough Laui realize where them governments is take them, because you are all gullible and dumb! By the time enough Laui wake up, it will be too late and millions will die, not just thousands but millions, Laui, and you know what? That is just what you government want, because there too damn many of us. What them want is a bloody big war, wipe out millions, devastate world; less people mean less poor people, simple as that.

Less poor mean less need charity, less mouth to feed, more wealth to share between fewer people and plenty work for surviving poor, rebuilding society while rich sit on them fat ass and make more money out of rebuilding effort. War is nothing but a cull on the poor, Laui, and eventually you fascist, capitalist government will decide it all much cheaper and more efficient just to gas poor people and save money on bullets.

YES, THEY ARE THAT CYNICAL

What, you think Hitler was alone? No, him support by Nazi party; you think Nazi party unique? No, them just extreme; what Nazi believe is exact same as Capitalist and fascist. Them believe in leader at top, rich all around him and poor do as them told. Them believe in police and army support rich while claim to protect poor; them understand how upset you all will be to learn the truth, so them lie to you! Them lie! Them know them are evil and them lie! Gordon Brown first act as premier (him not PM until him win an election; him is fascist dictator, plain and simple); him first act is increase police powers and “War on Terror”. What about flooding? Hundred of family in Yorkshire and north England wash out of homes by flood, Gordon Brown say nothing, him do nothing, him not care. One bomb go off hurt no one, that is all government and media talk about all week.

THE EVIDENCE

It not complex this bit, Laui; what is most important issue for police and army? Help people affect by flood, or run around looking for invisible bomber? No one hurt in bomb, four dead in flood; what more important? What is better use of resources? What is purpose of police, protect people by help with flood relief, or protect state by be complicit in “war on terror” propaganda con?

It should be flood, eh, Laui? Police should be concern about that, send officer from all over country, many hundred officer, rebuild flood defenses and rescue people, bring food to stranded old person, get cat and small child down from tree, stuff like that. What them do instead? What them do? Police is run around with guns and shout at innocent people, stop and search, drag people off for questioning about bomb. Them is shut down airports and make big noise; maybe them just try to shout down people like Sifu who say flooding more important, global warming more important, world famine more important…

WORLD FAMINE

Did Laui not know about world famine? No, of course not; you are all listen to propaganda and believe in fallacy of terrorism, so of course you not know what really going on in world. Sifu is never believe statistics him is told, but you can research this for yourself on-line; world food reserve is down to 60% of normal. Farmers all over world are retain supplies to force up price, supermarkets are oversupply markets for to force price back down. Net result; chaos in world food supply, so what is answer? What is answer, Laui? Sifu is laugh hollowly and mop cold sweat of hysterical dread from him brow, because answer to world food crisis is biofuel!

Yes, that right biofuel; new type of fuel make from burning crops! To solve climate change, to preserve way of western life, US government is propose burn food! People are starving and you want burn food for to run car? Sifu is Atheist, but oh my god, are all you Laui insane ? You know who was last people to burn food? The fucking Nazi party! Right before WWII, right before herd all Jewish people into gas chamber, Nazis start burn food! You know why? Germany got no natural oil-fields, that why them invade Russia, which has lots; them invade Russia capture oil fields, but in meantime, them burn crops to make alternative fuel.

BIOFUEL IS MURDER

Biofuel touted as new breakthrough idea; it is over fifty years old! It is like rocket technology, nuclear power, atomic bomb, contraceptive pill, helicopters, all kinds of stuff; it is all base on Nazi scientist research in 1940’s! The whole basis of modern society is Nazi technology “captured” in WWII. Modern political system is infect with Nazi ideology; them not lose WWII at all, them win; Nazi win war by infect the West with them science and thinking! Have Laui heard of Game Theory? Have Laui heard of idea that “there is no such thing as society”? Who say that first? In UK it was Thatcher, and she go about dismantle society to prove it not exist.

What it mean anyway? Say society not exist is to say “every man for himself”, but who say it first, who introduce idea as political dogma? Fucking Nazi scientists, that who! Check it out, read you history; find out about race for Berlin at end of war, find out about what Nazi scientists do to discover contraceptive pill and rocket technology; read! Biofuel is murder Laui because biofuel is Nazi idea and all Nazi notion end result sooner or later is army and police herding people into gas chamber; that is the lesson of history, Laui!

TRY THIS ONE…

All property is theft. Have Laui heard that? Anyone disagree? Really? No, you don’t, you know it true and you secretly resent rich people for them fame and fortune; that why tabloids so interest in celebrity. No one really like rich people; poor people read about rich just to watch them fall, or why else Paris Hilton in prison such big story right now? You really care about celebrity, really love them, really are devoted fan? No, you is jealous, resent rich for live in luxury and do no work; admit it! Admit you hate all rich people and wish you had their money, admit!

All people on some level believe that property is theft, except the rich; rich man obviously not believe that, because him is thief! Of course him argue and not give stolen wealth back; him is the one who stole it! You don’t expect moral debate with burglar, do you? You don’t expect him be sorry and give stolen stuff back; of course not, him is bloody thief! Rich capitalist is no different from burglar, con artist or mugger; petty criminal is go to prison, multi-millionaire criminal is live in mansion and shake hand of world leader. That is world we live in Laui; world all starve quietly and not disturb murdering rich man playing golf with him murdering rich friends.

SHOUTING COMEDY CHINAMAN

Sifu is not expect you take him serious; Sifu is comedy Chinaman shout at you on-line with hysterical slogan. Well hysterical slogan work perfectly well for rich Nazi capitalists, so Sifu think it worth a go.

All you governments are lying! There is no war on terror; it is a lie! There is no terrorism; it is a lie! There is no Al-Quaida; you governments invent terrorist threat! Osama Bin Laden was train by CIA and movie Rambo III is all about how Sly Stallone help USA install Taliban in Afghanistan! Watch movie, that what it all about! Even if you can’t be bother to read and think for you self, watch Rambo III; it is American movie, make in Hollywood, all about how Taliban are good guys who love America long time.

You watch movie? Good, now watch news. What you see? Suddenly you see lies! Go on, argue with Sifu now. You can’t; if you still think Sifu is talk crap then you obviously not watch Rambo III, not understand that if there was no “terrorist threat”, no “red menace”, no “enemy of freedom”, then there would be no need for government, police or army; if there no “us” and no “them”, then why we need guns and armies? We don’t, unless men who sell guns can make us scared enough to buy them. All it takes is for rich man to convince us all that one of him or his friends is worth ten of anyone else in money and respect; it that simple Laui, and yet it also very complex. Seize onto certain key ideas:

• CAPITALISM = FASCISM = NAZISM.


• THERE IS NO “TERRORIST THREAT”, IT IS A LIE.


• AL-QUAEDA DOES NOT EXIST.


• BIOFUELS ARE A SERIOUSLY BAD IDEA.

The world shall hear from me again!