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A modern heart created by a group of French scientists works like a regular one.

This week lovers, friends and hypocrites all are planning to buy a special gift for his love one. For such a reason they are wondering what present to give to that special person that they believe or pretend to love. Who have never fallen in love, February 14 doesn’t have a great transcendence. But for loving people and faithful friends, it means a lot.

The good news for both is that, from now on, it will not be necessary to worry about telling the truth or being sincere with people close to you, because sufferings and excuses will not be part of love and friendship anymore. These annoying mixing feelings that love and friendship produce in your mind can easily be eliminated if you buy THE NEW HEART that a group of French scientists have created. Believe it or not, as everything already is synthetic, including what you eat, you can also have an artificial heart. So all things are at the same level.

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This modern heart costs $200.000 dollars. It is made of pig cartilages and has many electronic sensors that regulate the heart rhythm and the blood flow with the same precision that a regular heart does. But what makes this home-made heart useful is that it allows you to get rip of all your excuses. Do we understand each other well? For example, if in San Valentine’s day your wife or husband asks you if you still love her/him, for sure you are going to hesitate before answer that annoying question.

But I can guarantee you that when you had this special heart instead of that old and tired one, you will always respond quickly to any question. You do not need to worry anymore. With this miraculous and mechanical heart you won’t have to hide your feelings or think twice. Everybody will be satisfied and convinced with your answers. If you already got one, you are all set for this February 14.

This modern heart uses a tiny battery that is placed under your skin and lasts between five and twelve (5-12). To me, this is the best part of this heart. It gives you seven hours free. As nobody knows when the battery is dead, it allows you to manipulate the time. Then if in Valentine’s day your wife ask you if you still love her, you now can answer this question right away: You know how much I love you since the first moment a saw you. You have made me whole. And that will never change! And you don’t have to worry because you have an artificial heart which nobody knows when the battery is on. Happy Valentine day