The Sixth Season: A Yearly Trimester event
While we are all aware of the main five seasons of the year, the sixth is the longest and based on the less consuming.
The Super Bowl officially marks the yearly end to the first trimester Dieting Season. As you know Dieting Season comes three times a year with the first occurring January 1 of every year. The start of which begins sometime the morning of or whenever the participant rises from the burden of the prior night’s festivities. It is more commonly referred to as the hangover. The real importance is that it kicks off the sixth season annually.
Explaining the cycle
Of course, the calendar marks the five primary seasons, Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter and Holiday. The fifth season, Dieting is a tad different. While the others occur once a year, Dieting Season officially reoccurs for a total of three times annually. The first of which commemorates the end of the fifth called the Holiday Season. The fifth and the sixth seasons are the antithesis of each other. The fifth brings forth a constant celebration with a cornucopia of food. The sixth season is more based on a regret that the indulgence of the Holiday Season. The latter of which brings on spectacles as the amazing shrink clothing and distorted reflections in mirrors and other shiny surfaces. The impact of this season is so strong that the sixth season is broken up into a trimester to effectively ward off the aftermath.
Beginning the season
The first of the trimesters is usually a primer. It begins a consciousness of the damage of the fifth. As it officially starts January 1, most of the awareness wears down by Super Bowl time. The significance here is that the season must be totally over by February 14, Valentines Day, in order to sufficiently honor that day of partner worship (or for some self-worship whether or not in a relationship). This high holiday is marked by the imbibing of liqueurs, rich foods and chocolates in hopes of living the dream of a nighttime engaged in gaining carnal knowledge. This is considered reaping the rewards for honoring the first segment of the Dieting Season.
The most productive segment of the season
The second trimester of the Dieting Season generally takes place after the Easter Holiday. This time it signals the emergence of Spring and the advancing toward Summer. This indeed is the longest of the three sessions. As I said, the first was a primer. The second is where most of the actual realization takes place. I attribute this to a fear of being seen in less clothing as is the Summer Season ritual. That is of course if you do not live in the Artic or Antarctic continents. It is generally accepted that the more flesh you show the less flesh you should have to show.
Finishing out the seasonal cycle
The third and final trimester occurs remarkably at the end of the Summer and in the beginning of the Fall season in preparation for the fifth or Holiday Season. Once again, the fifth and sixth seasons are juxtaposed to one another. This completes the full six season cycle. Again, the year is climaxed in celebration only to restart another with the new onslaught of the next Dieting Season.