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Imagine a world where everything bad gets rewarded. What if the current economic crisis was a political crisis? Do you think the banks would bail out the government if they ran out of money? Will you get a raise if you perform badly at your job?

Getting the Promotion You Deserve

The top ten tips for doing a great job and getting the promotion you deserve.

Is this the typical behavior of the CEO of the company you work for? Mastering the art described in this video is the number 1 prerequisite for obtaining an MBA and subsequently running a company to perfection.

Helping the Poor Guy on the Street

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Will you give the guy in the street money if he is predicting the future? Well governments around the world is giving the guy in Wall street money for predicting the future!

Teaching our Kids about Money

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Hey guys, have a look at everything you can do with one dollar. Kid asks question:  What is that part called savings?

Answer: That is the part of your money you give to the government so we can have banks.

Taking out a Loan

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I would like to take out a loan to pay for my child’s education. This is really all we can give you at the moment due to the financial difficulty the world is currently in. What about the part that is behind your back? That part is for the private chartered jet for the CEOs of the Motor companies to fly to Washington so they can beg congress for more money.

Taking out a Mortgage

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Honey, do you really think we can afford this? The monthly payment is $50 000 a month. I’m sure the bank will give us a mortgage, I just got a raise to $50 000 a year.

Ready to Buy a New Car

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Americans are just embracing the thought of driving a more economical car. That is probably why the American Car market is collapsing creating an opportunity for the lesser evil; fighting the big fight against global warming and climate change.

The Economic Turmoil

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We are really at the bottom. We can’t go any lower.

The “Post-Racial Era”

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Racial issues are a thing of the past, just look America has a black president now.

Where is Africa?

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Africa is a place to get oil, gold, diamonds and uranium.

Pirates are Only in the Movies

Captain Jack Sparrow earns $150Million high jacking oil tankers off the Somalian coast.

This is the beginning of an article I really despised writing.