Job Layoffs Cause Leprosy: A Satiric Look After Receiving a Layoff Notice
Receiving a layoff notice immediately causes one’s coworkers to avoid them like the plague–a figurative case of leprosy–and it’s incredibly contagious.
Dogcat: Hybrid Law
The Commons just passed a hybrid law permitting the production of pandaroos, otterflies, and a speaking dogcat. London will become a parading ground for unusual animals, and you don’t even have to go to the zoo. For good measure, Parliament added spare part child production to the deal.
