Opinions

Sifu Dansac Explains 9/11

Hello Laui, nihau! My name Sifu Dansac, I am Kung-Fu master. Today, Sifu is explain you all about who is really responsible for 9/11 WTO bombing, and hopefully rile up plenty Laui in the process.

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Entertainment

Sifu Dansac Explains Lana Clarkson Again

Hello Laui, nihau! My name Sifu Dansac, I am Kung Fu Master, I am philosopher, I am talk about Lana Clarkson again, just to annoy you!

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Satire

Sifu Dansac Explains Lana Clarkson

Today, Sifu Dansac is pay tribute to murdered B-movie actress Lana Clarkson, star of Barbarian Queen.

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Satire

Sifu Dansac Explains the News

Hello Laui, nihau, nihau! My name Sifu Dansac, I am Kung Fu Master, I am blog, I am amaze by how stupid you Laui leaders think all you Laui are!

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